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lol. I have a stupid friend, so he bred up this pretty tanky bronto and I’m not gonna lie it was pretty good. Had 25k health and did about 600 per hit. And there was this wild giga that bothered us by being WAY too close to our base annd we were nowhere near ready to tame it. and he thought, “Hey! I can kill the giga with my bronto!” (Yes he is still kinda a noob and doesn’t really understand ark logic) so as I was just freakin cackling my ass off he goes to the giga and yes, he gets the giga a bit bloody but both him and his bronto die after like 4 mins. I still tease him about it to this day. One up = one prayer for my dumb friend XD ( if u read to the end get a cookie you deserve it :)

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