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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the bulbdog? Funny bulbdog jokes submitted by ARK players.
(Ark devs making the Bulbdog)
Ark dev 1: “Hey, wanna make a new creature?”
Ark dev 2-4: “Yeah, sure.”
Ark dev 2: “Lets base it off a dog!”
Ark dev 3: “What kind of dog?”
Ark dev 1: “Idk.”
Ark dev 4: “Why not a bulldog?”
Ark dev 1-3: “Yes!”
Ark dev 3: “How ‘bout we add a bulb on its head and make it look doofy?”
Ark dev 2: “Why would we make it look doofy?”
Ark dev 3: “That way players will want to tame it!”
Ark dev 1: “Okay..Let’s make this thing a Passive Tame.”
Ark dev 4: “Why can’t we do knock out taming?”
Ark dev 1: “That’s way too violent.”
Ark dev 3: “Due to the bulb should it be a glow pet?”
Ark dev 4: “Duh.”
*Ark dev 5 walks in*
Ark dev 5: “WHAT IN THE ARKS CREATION IS THAT?!”
Ark dev 3: “It’s..Uh..What should we calls this thing?”
Ark dev 1: “Bulbdog…?”
*Silence*
Ark dev 2-4: “Yeah!”
Ark dev 5: “No ones gonna tell me what happened…?”
Otter: I am the cutest
Jerboa: no me
Shinehorn: look I am cuter than both of y’all
Bulbdog: hag hag hag hag
Otter: what is he saying
Shinehorn: beats me
Gasbag: breath air
Jerboa: huh
Gasbag: (sucks up air) breath air ( jumps and start flying)
Meawing: oy I can fly too mate
Bulbdog: hag hag hag hag HAG!
Jerboa: shut up dude
(Carno runs up and eats jerboa)