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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the bulbdog? Funny bulbdog jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hello, Here is the BULBDOG song.
Hi, I have a bulb on my head
Some people want me dead,
Oh yeah, I look like a pug,
Oh but I’m more thug.
Oh yeah the BulbDog song.
Oh yeah the BulbDog song.
I have big eyes,
And the a very small size,
Most animals want to eat me,
I guarantee.
I’m so cute and strong,
You say, but when you look at me
Your so wrong.
I’m the cutest, strongest everybody’s gotta know.
I’m the fastest, smartest everybody’s gotta know.
I’m the BulbDog!
:D
(Ark devs making the Bulbdog)
Ark dev 1: “Hey, wanna make a new creature?”
Ark dev 2-4: “Yeah, sure.”
Ark dev 2: “Lets base it off a dog!”
Ark dev 3: “What kind of dog?”
Ark dev 1: “Idk.”
Ark dev 4: “Why not a bulldog?”
Ark dev 1-3: “Yes!”
Ark dev 3: “How ‘bout we add a bulb on its head and make it look doofy?”
Ark dev 2: “Why would we make it look doofy?”
Ark dev 3: “That way players will want to tame it!”
Ark dev 1: “Okay..Let’s make this thing a Passive Tame.”
Ark dev 4: “Why can’t we do knock out taming?”
Ark dev 1: “That’s way too violent.”
Ark dev 3: “Due to the bulb should it be a glow pet?”
Ark dev 4: “Duh.”
*Ark dev 5 walks in*
Ark dev 5: “WHAT IN THE ARKS CREATION IS THAT?!”
Ark dev 3: “It’s..Uh..What should we calls this thing?”
Ark dev 1: “Bulbdog…?”
*Silence*
Ark dev 2-4: “Yeah!”
Ark dev 5: “No ones gonna tell me what happened…?”