Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
(Ark devs making the Bulbdog)
Ark dev 1: “Hey, wanna make a new creature?”
Ark dev 2-4: “Yeah, sure.”
Ark dev 2: “Lets base it off a dog!”
Ark dev 3: “What kind of dog?”
Ark dev 1: “Idk.”
Ark dev 4: “Why not a bulldog?”
Ark dev 1-3: “Yes!”
Ark dev 3: “How ‘bout we add a bulb on its head and make it look doofy?”
Ark dev 2: “Why would we make it look doofy?”
Ark dev 3: “That way players will want to tame it!”
Ark dev 1: “Okay..Let’s make this thing a Passive Tame.”
Ark dev 4: “Why can’t we do knock out taming?”
Ark dev 1: “That’s way too violent.”
Ark dev 3: “Due to the bulb should it be a glow pet?”
Ark dev 4: “Duh.”
*Ark dev 5 walks in*
Ark dev 5: “WHAT IN THE ARKS CREATION IS THAT?!”
Ark dev 3: “It’s..Uh..What should we calls this thing?”
Ark dev 1: “Bulbdog…?”
*Silence*
Ark dev 2-4: “Yeah!”
Ark dev 5: “No ones gonna tell me what happened…?”