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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the bulbdog? Funny bulbdog jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -2 · Answer 1 · 2018-04-28T19:50:38+00:00

Put a chilliest mask on it and you will have your stealth raid buddy.

score -2 · Answer 2 · 2021-01-20T14:01:36+00:00

Theres no place for this to go but STOP CALLING IT A PUG!!! ITS NAME IS A PUN FOR A BULLDOG PEOPLE!!!!

-A very annoyed person at people who only know three dog breeds

score -2 · Answer 3 · 2020-12-05T00:45:27+00:00

Rathalos (S2 Ep20)

“Let... go... of... me... you... freak.” A familiar voice said as a figure backed away into the shadows. “Who are you?! What do you want?!” “Nothing, my pet. Only information. Then you may go.” “If you think you’re gonna get a single word outta me...” “oh, that is unfortunate. I’m afraid we will have to torture it out of you. GUARD! Tie her up. You will talk, my dear. Whether you like it or not. 😈” (yes the emoji was necessary!!! 😤)

score -2 · Answer 4 · 2020-10-31T02:07:02+00:00

Bulbdog; Woof woof

Me; Who’s a good boy you are you are

Bulbdog lvl 78 was killed by Haroldboi7 lvl 40 using long neck rifle

Me; *kills Haroldboi7*

OutboundManx475 lvl 700 Killed Haroldboi7 Lvl 40 using Compy lvl 1000000000000000

score -2 · Answer 5 · 2020-09-08T09:34:35+00:00

Bezzlebufo+angler+jebora= This!

score -2 · Answer 6 · 2020-05-20T08:06:03+00:00

Bulbdog is ugly thats it is cute and so are you

score -2 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-16T00:00:11+00:00

Add to mobile

Please

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2021-07-09T10:15:09+00:00

I had to sacrifice one of these for my life, RIP bubby

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2021-07-09T00:33:37+00:00

“They’ve been specifically bred to look like they’ve been SMASHED in the FACE with a goddamned FRYING PAN-“

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2021-07-07T18:34:23+00:00

If you cut off its bulb, it's technically just a dog

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2021-04-06T21:04:53+00:00

Roses are red

violets are blue

I killed that bulbdog

I ate it too

Now im coming for you

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2021-02-23T03:42:14+00:00

I was with a friends playing in a world then we found one and I was like aww so cute can we keep it? My friend..........oop it’s dead.me what the

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2022-06-17T21:46:52+00:00

Finally made it to picture day

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2022-04-19T03:11:59+00:00

Ok this thing has a flashlight that does not work on its head?

WHAT!!!!

#chelsel2013

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2022-01-03T16:40:12+00:00

It’s called Lantern Bird when you search it up. For the record, this is an amphibian, not an avian.

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2021-12-15T07:08:09+00:00

Nameless:horrifying and will kill you

‘Bulldog approaches’

Nameless: Vietnam flashbacks

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2021-12-01T23:20:51+00:00

Bulbdog vs otter, battle for the cutest

score -3 · Answer 18 · 2018-03-08T01:11:12+00:00

This animal thing or whatever it is replaces any wyvern 100%

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2022-11-03T11:03:21+00:00

This little thing is the cross between an anglerfish and a bulldog. Bet you didn't expect to hear a sentence like that in your entire life.

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2022-10-24T23:13:30+00:00

Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down