What are some funny jokes or stories about the broodmother lysrix? Funny broodmother lysrix jokes submitted by ARK players.
You don't need any tames. You just need your ascendant shoe.
AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH oh wait its dead
Bloody hell I hate this thing so much
Shelob
If you get that reference I respect you.
When the spiders are sick of being smashed with a shoe
All you need is a lv 9999999 dodo and voila you did it
Spawn command is spiderL (for large)
And the command for the Araneo is SpiderS (small)
I just found that interesting. The more you know
Bring a bunch rexes and a couple titanosaurs and arm them all with flip flops and you are good to go! Up if this helps lol!
The only food the Broodmother Lysrix will eat is ForceTame and your face.
Why does everyone say it’s tough but you just need it’s one weakness that can one shot it, a flyswatter.
Hey look, It's Aragog from Harry Potter!
Friend: I want a giant spider so I can scare my friend.
Me: Hold my beer.
It’s the itsey bitsey spider that wants to eat you
As a proud citizen OZ…tbh this is an average Tuesday.
The spider that bit Australian spider-man
FLIP FLOP TIME ooh I see AHHHHHHHHHHH
Does it attack you if you have bug repellent and the thong warrior with you
The itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout OUT CAME THE DEINONYCUS AND WIPED THE SPIDER OUT
Mate if your coming to Australia and your scared of this thing you may as well feed yourself to the dropbears
the insy winsy spider came out the water spout
OUT CAME THE GUNS AND WE WIPED THE SPIDER OUT
So we took all the tek and left the spider to die!
the insy winsy spider died a horrible life