Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the broodmother lysrix? Funny broodmother lysrix jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 50 · Answer 1 · 2018-07-17T23:01:40+00:00

Nuke it. Nuke it from orbit.

score 36 · Answer 2 · 2020-03-25T04:28:04+00:00

Two words. Shoe Cannon.

score 10 · Answer 3 · 2023-07-16T15:38:41+00:00

You don't need any tames. You just need your ascendant shoe.

score 12 · Answer 4 · 2023-03-22T04:36:09+00:00

‘Looks like my go-to spider strategy won’t work here….’

-max from grounded

score 37 · Answer 5 · 2019-10-31T23:56:29+00:00

Heres the way to slay em, bring a acendant shoe/newspaper. Their favorite food is admin command forcetame

score 46 · Answer 6 · 2018-07-26T17:05:29+00:00

How to kill: get a lvl 84638186381919747467228 dodo with 936647182838% attack and 82636382827 health and u are set :)

score 11 · Answer 7 · 2023-04-13T00:46:51+00:00

:Australians aww look at this cute spider

:amaricans uhhhhh imma go home to get my ascend newspaper

score 16 · Answer 8 · 2022-07-12T03:05:07+00:00

How To Tame A Broodmother Lysrix:

1. You don’t

2. Cry

- Tatakae5339

score 30 · Answer 9 · 2020-07-11T14:55:29+00:00

That’s a lot of damage we gon need a bigger boot

score 31 · Answer 10 · 2020-05-01T19:57:21+00:00

What happened to this ARANEO, do you think it has evolved like a Pokémon?

score 9 · Answer 11 · 2023-06-22T20:37:39+00:00

Where is Hagrid he knows this sort of stuff

score 19 · Answer 12 · 2021-12-27T18:56:09+00:00

Use a mod and add in newspaper skin to club and smack until death lol up if you think it is funny

score 10 · Answer 13 · 2023-04-09T16:41:16+00:00

Me preparing my whole life for this fight gets into the fight and realised how EZ this Australian spider is.

score 27 · Answer 14 · 2020-05-25T12:40:47+00:00

God didily dang just slap it for god sake

score 28 · Answer 15 · 2020-01-30T17:36:30+00:00

Just get 50 troodons and knock it out

score 22 · Answer 16 · 2020-12-22T22:30:07+00:00

Just ask your mum to borrow her slippers they do aroing 5000 damage and you can double wield them

score 25 · Answer 17 · 2020-04-28T00:26:26+00:00

Breed super dodos with 300000 percent melee damage and you will win.

score 10 · Answer 18 · 2022-12-27T08:12:42+00:00

Does it attack you if you have bug repellent and the thong warrior with you

score 16 · Answer 19 · 2021-11-08T23:40:18+00:00

Bring a bunch rexes and a couple titanosaurs and arm them all with flip flops and you are good to go! Up if this helps lol!

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2024-05-22T23:23:37+00:00

HE’S NO SPIDER! HE’S A BIG. FAT. BUG!!!!!