That one spider in my room:

Use a flip flop to kill it it just might work

Sundew122

Use a mod and add in newspaper skin to club and smack until death lol up if you think it is funny

Breed super dodos with 300000 percent melee damage and you will win.

Just get 50 troodons and knock it out

How To Tame A Broodmother Lysrix:

1. You don’t

2. Cry

- Tatakae5339

Just ask your mum to borrow her slippers they do aroing 5000 damage and you can double wield them

:Australians aww look at this cute spider

:amaricans uhhhhh imma go home to get my ascend newspaper

Hope u have a backup plan

If u get a Rex named shoe and ur set

is that the spider of harry potter

Oi! Mate ur gonna need a big shoe to kill this thing mate ITS IN THE BATHROOM wait wat is it doing OMG OI NEVER MIND GET PEST CONTROL MATE IT MADE BABY AHHHHHHHH!!!

Where is Hagrid he knows this sort of stuff

‘Looks like my go-to spider strategy won’t work here….’

-max from grounded

We need to get a bigger shoe to defeat it.

Just use a bola and a sling shot (eats berries)

Why the heck is this thing sooooooooooo freaking big?!

me:Ok let’s do a boss run guys the entire tribe:dies me: ? Wow it was the broodmother not a dodo why did you use your clubs and not the ak47s and the Titan forts guns

God didily dang just slap it for god sake

Where’s Harry Potter and Ron Weasley?