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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the insect swarm? Funny insect swarm jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 3 · Answer 1 · 2020-04-17T17:32:04+00:00

Me: do do do o I need repair meh stuff

Server: u r being targeted by an insect swarm

Me: ha! My base is all stone fully sealed off *closes and locks door*

1 minute later

Server: stupid was killed by insect swarm lvl 150

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2020-03-15T18:08:29+00:00

Good god... Who thought this was a good idea?

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2020-03-13T09:37:02+00:00

You thought it'd be great. Looks like it was a tiny li'l fly that'll ruin your life. I feel sorry for those who met it. Burn it with your torch if you ever meet it. •~,• I really feel sorry if you met it. It's tough. Better have fire...

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2024-09-29T19:22:18+00:00

Run as far as you can

If you can run to an entirely different biome

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2022-06-24T15:47:29+00:00

You can kill...OR BE KILLED ..... you cannot run from stabber bug

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2020-08-13T01:53:03+00:00

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2020-04-29T05:33:30+00:00

Me: sees bug swarm

Me: realizing that they suck ass

Me:”jumps for bug spray in real life”

Me: be gone thots

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2020-04-22T21:40:57+00:00

Story Time!

So, this one time I was walking around in a server. Then I see this teleportation thing going on. Right at the time this guy was being attacked by I friggin insect swarm!

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2020-03-02T01:30:02+00:00

FFFFFLLLLLAAAAAMMMMEEEERRR.

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2019-12-24T03:41:25+00:00

Beat it with yer bare hands like the true surviver you are

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2023-12-26T17:47:16+00:00

Bro be a mosquito but 100x more annoying

😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2023-09-04T22:49:08+00:00

Insect Swarm The Annoying-that-no one can stand Pokémon,Bug and Flying type,these bad asses are annoying

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2020-10-20T14:45:04+00:00

All it takes is your trusty flamethrower

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2020-09-14T21:16:10+00:00

Why does the face look like a rat

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2020-09-12T21:19:19+00:00

Hey wildcard make these and the fush soaen on all maps! (Please no don't this just a joke)

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2023-07-05T22:45:46+00:00

Remember…

When there is one…

THERE IS MORE

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2023-04-24T15:11:31+00:00

Ark devs making the bog:

Dev 1: we need one more biome

Dev 2: how about a swamp?

Dev 1: ok what will we put in it?

Dev 2: everything that’s already in the swamp but add carnos and raptors and massive fing bugs that kill you in 5 seconds and blood sucking spiders that grab you

Dev 1: …

Dev 2: so should we add it

Dev 1: walks out room

Dev 2: I’ll take that as a yes

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2023-04-21T17:15:07+00:00

Why are these things call insect swarms?

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2020-08-24T20:20:02+00:00

Wait they look like little flying bloodstalkers.

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2020-06-04T05:29:11+00:00

Why ark devs, why must you curse us with these foul bugs!!!!!!!!!!