Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
am I the only one who trys to be friendly but all my bases/tames don't even last a day it has happened so many times I'm surprised I have not quit ark and this always happens as soon as me and my friend s plan something fun to do then "poof" there goes my base and tames it then ruins me and my friends day it really sucks the only bases that have lived more then a day are base s that are underwater and I really don't like building underwater bases there no creativity in them when I play ark it's sad because I build these wonderful base just to have it destroyed the next day this happens every sever I join well hope you have a better day then I do. π
More Insect Swarm Funny Tips
*Only one of these shows up behind noob*
Player one: look behind U.
Noob: hi buddy!!!
*A whole pack of these just swarms around noob*
Noob: What did I do to you?
Player one: All of them are mine attack.
*Noob is screaming beyond the sound barrier*
(Noob was killed by a insect swarm)
Whoever thought of this thing needs to get firmly kicked in the balls.
Im begging you ark devs to add fly tape plz updoot do the ark devs might see and we have hopeπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
WHY ARE THEY SO TINY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST LET ME MAKE MY THATCH HUT.
A player ruined my life, My base got destroyed,my friend was killed,my tames all ran away and I had only 5 hp by the end. All this damage which cost so much stone,wood and thatch for them to say "want a Sprite cranberry?" I'm seriously worried about that player... ThIs Is NoT fUnNy.
I spent about 2-3 hours building a new base in a unknown location,found at least 3 of my 30 tames and my friend quit ark to play mario kart 8 deluxe on teh switch(I beat them all the time at that game)
Plz updoot if you lost all your tames, you had to move base and your friend quit ark(if you play single player then if you quit ark) please dont think I'm begging for updoots I'm just saying. Have a nice day and stay hydrated.
Oh and wear your seatbelt!
Don't talk to strangers.
Have a amazing Christmas
Relax more.
Take some time to be alone and look at ark/dinosaur memes
No words l
Real ones remember when Dodo Dex called these blade wasps
This things favorite food is FORCETAME
Y A L I K E J A Z Z?
Why did I do this
Roses are red, my blanket keeps me warm, YOU ARE BEING TARGETED BY AN INSECT SWARM! - Taken from r/ARK
this Is the reason why where quarantine giant freaking Mosquitoes