Im begging you ark devs to add fly tape plz updoot do the ark devs might see and we have hope🥺🥺🥺🥺

Whoever thought of this thing needs to get firmly kicked in the balls.

Likes to make you run while a torch aka the weakest thing in ark will kill it😂

THESE ARE THE THINGS THAT KEEP ON KILLLING ME.

— plastic bags

WHY ARE THEY SO TINY. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST LET ME MAKE MY THATCH HUT.

*Only one of these shows up behind noob*

Player one: look behind U.

Noob: hi buddy!!!

*A whole pack of these just swarms around noob*

Noob: What did I do to you?

Player one: All of them are mine attack.

*Noob is screaming beyond the sound barrier*

(Noob was killed by a insect swarm)

A player ruined my life, My base got destroyed,my friend was killed,my tames all ran away and I had only 5 hp by the end. All this damage which cost so much stone,wood and thatch for them to say "want a Sprite cranberry?" I'm seriously worried about that player... ThIs Is NoT fUnNy.

I spent about 2-3 hours building a new base in a unknown location,found at least 3 of my 30 tames and my friend quit ark to play mario kart 8 deluxe on teh switch(I beat them all the time at that game)

Plz updoot if you lost all your tames, you had to move base and your friend quit ark(if you play single player then if you quit ark) please dont think I'm begging for updoots I'm just saying. Have a nice day and stay hydrated.

Oh and wear your seatbelt!

Don't talk to strangers.

Have a amazing Christmas

Relax more.

Take some time to be alone and look at ark/dinosaur memes

No words l

Real ones remember when Dodo Dex called these blade wasps

This things favorite food is FORCETAME

Y A L I K E J A Z Z?

Why did I do this