What are some funny jokes or stories about the beelzebufo? Funny beelzebufo jokes submitted by ARK players.
That's MY HOPPER (if you get the reference up)
When you are lonely and you want some one to kiss.just tap a frog it'll gladly kiss you but wait too late he has poisanas salievour and he accidentally knocked you out AND TWO TOUSAND CARNOS CAME AND ATE YOU SO GAME OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
How to remake the hippity hoppity get of my property meme
Tame beezo
Get long neck
Now tell people to hippity hoppity get of your property
I leveled speed to Max so funny
froooiooooooooooooog
Don’t call it Kermit the rex overlords don’t like it
Find a bright lime one, paint it black and white to look like a suit, give it a moustache (unless it female) and name it jamack or mod frog :D
Kiss it also ir will become a alpha
The guy that gets picked on by by dodos and compies.:)
I just love hot it's spelled BEELzebufo and still people pronounce it BEEZlbufo
This one time my (as I call it) Frog bounced of a cliff and saw he manged as he could he killed a ALPHA CARNO
If you can’t afford a bird, this is the next best thing.
My favorite thing to do is breed a hole lot of them. Then when all the tadpoles are born go up to shore and whistle follow all.
They explode in frogy c4 packs
Many have heard of the time neebs sailed two frogs across the sea
Lick the red and get off the frog and get back on and go BOING
Frog and toad.
Frog and toad are friends.
Frog and toad are licking survivors.
He said it would be cool.
He said seeing its tongue in action was fun.
So I touched it.
It ate me.
“Yaaaaaaaaassay.”
-Honney, come over.
-I can not, i'm to far away.
-I'm home alone.
(Rush dat map on dat frog like there's no tomorow)
They finally added Kermit. Ps this is my favorite tame in ark.
Funny story...I aggroed atleast 10 of them now I lost my mastercraft shotgun ;-;