Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 10 · Answer 1 · 2021-09-03T20:13:50+00:00

Make sure to keep his fang when you kill him… may come in handy one day.. especially if you’re trying to kill Lord Voldemort. -MenacingGrizz

score 13 · Answer 2 · 2020-05-20T18:57:33+00:00

Let's hope that Wild Card doesn't like Harry Potter so much that they make it kill you by looking into its eyes. Or do that anyway.

It would make defence of fortresses MUCH easier.

score 5 · Answer 3 · 2023-10-12T05:03:33+00:00

I wanted to go kill one for the Boss but I needed help so I asked My mom I have no dinos any more.

score 10 · Answer 4 · 2021-07-01T22:03:15+00:00

I saw that nobody said it so ima do it bola your tribe mate and run

score 17 · Answer 5 · 2018-05-26T17:00:45+00:00

Congratulations, your Coelacanth evolved into a Basilisk!

score 18 · Answer 6 · 2018-01-02T17:34:23+00:00

Give a newbie a rare flower hehehehehehehehehehe

score 14 · Answer 7 · 2019-07-22T09:49:57+00:00

How to tame

Step 1 Make a character called Harry potter

Step 2 summon a phoenix

Step 3 Tame phoenix

Step 4 Use phoenix to rip it's eyes out

Step 5 get your ascendant sword and slay it in one stab <=-)

score 17 · Answer 8 · 2018-03-27T00:36:17+00:00

Paint it green and name it rayquaza

score 16 · Answer 9 · 2018-05-25T15:10:17+00:00

I thought it was a healing plant ;-;

score 12 · Answer 10 · 2020-01-29T23:53:04+00:00

You lose your hard earned rock drake eggs for a a big old noodle

score 4 · Answer 11 · 2023-10-09T21:54:45+00:00

One of these things killed my level 267 giga know I’m running for my life

score 11 · Answer 12 · 2020-02-15T11:53:49+00:00

No!!!!!!! Not the nope rope!!!!!!!!!

score 14 · Answer 13 · 2018-07-28T15:40:12+00:00

A real man pulls it out of the ground like prehistoric overgrown aggressive carrot!

score 15 · Answer 14 · 2018-01-25T23:21:52+00:00

Let’s just say this isn’t a pet snake. I suffered three casualties 😢

score 9 · Answer 15 · 2021-02-10T16:41:04+00:00

I now know true fear after getting jump scared by one on Crystal Isles. To make it worse, it killed my newly tamed Titanoboa, Dangerous Spaghetti. I turned it into wyvern chow.

score 10 · Answer 16 · 2020-07-07T23:07:37+00:00

Ish from HaRrY pOtTaH

Sorry I had to

By the way sorry for wasting your time I just wanted to make a joke 😆

score 14 · Answer 17 · 2018-06-22T23:06:20+00:00

thought he was cool until i learned he eats children.

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2023-02-20T03:32:45+00:00

The snake is not dangerous… Your friend is.

score 9 · Answer 19 · 2020-11-24T07:29:35+00:00

Harry: Yay, now that Ike done with home work I can play ARK.

Ark: Welcome. Would you like to meet our new animal?

Harry:YES!!!!!

Ark: Loding....... Done. Meet the baskalisk.

Harry: WHAT THE F*CK!!!!!!!!

Creepy snake: Oop, I guess there’s more dinner.

Lol the end. I am reading the Harry Potter series and my fave book is the chamber of secrets. ReAd ThE bOoKs!!!!!!!!

score 14 · Answer 20 · 2018-01-07T00:47:05+00:00

Hey what's up with that rock why does it have 3 points? Umm idk go check.....