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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Ark devs: hmmmmm let get titano boa and make it bigger.
Dev1: yes! Brilliant! Maybe remove the frills?
Dev5:yesss! And make it be able to dig w/ it’s tail sting out! That would be cute!
Dev3: maybe three tail spikes and make it’s tail look like a trident?
2:yea! Also make it like the poison wyvern by spitting poison! :D
Dev1: ok, big titanabout, no frills, trident tail, digging, spitting poison. Should it be tameable?
Dev4: yea! Hmmm, knockout or passive? Or like the troodon?
Den1: it should be a knock out tame!
Dev5,3,4,2: nah, passive tame! It should eat eggs!
Dev1:ok, ok, what kind of eggs?
Dev5: it should eat rock drake eggs!
Dev3: and magmasour eggs! And spawn on the maps with those creatures and random other maps!
Dev1,2,4,5: brilliant! Let’s show the ark gods!!!!
Ark gods: hmmm, what about its name?
Dev1: I thought you pick the name and see if it’s viable-
Ark gods: oh right! Let’s call it the basilisk! And yes, it’s viable!
Also ark gods: hey, player 5273936517, we gotta gift for you!
Player5273936517: oooOOoo wAt Is iT?
Ark gods: don’t worry you’ll find it ✌️
That’s how basilisk was made! Plz 🆙 vote because I worked super hard on this!
More Basilisk Funny Tips
Hey Tim!
Hey.
Let’s make a new creature.
Ok?
I like the Titanboa idea, so let’s roll with that. Make the Titanboa huge.
Alright.
Give it the hp of a rex.
Ok.
Make it incredibly fast.
Done.
Make it so it can burrow in the ground so it’s almost invisible and it can’t be attacked.
This seems to be getting a bit out of hand.
Shut up. Now give it the damage of a yuty.
Ummm, ok.
It can only be tamed with the rarest and hardest to get eggs in the game.
This seems to be a little op.
Oh, just you wait. It can smell you when it’s underground.
Why would you do this to our poor players?
I’m not done yet. It shoots balls of poisonous acid.
Uhhhhhh...
Shush. It has triple the weight of a quetz.
Ok...
It will sneak up behind you, and kill you before you understand you are being attacked.
I don’t like the way this is going.
I SAID BE QUIET!
Ok, ok.
I’m done.
Really?
Pft, no. It is armored and directly targets taming creatures. Ok, now I’m done.
What have you done?