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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.
Wild card:let’s make a huge snake
Wild cards manager:ok where do we make it spawn
Wild card:crystal isles geninis and the place where reapers spawn
Wild cards manager:how do we tame it?
Wild card:rock drake eggs and magmasaur eggs
Wild cards manager:?
Wild card:wat wrong
Wild cards manager:what about crystal isles if your gonna tame it on crystal isles you need tek tear on not one but 2 maps one on crystal isles and genisus or albortion
Wild card:oh who cares
It was like 3 in the morning and I was playing ark. My base is around an area that has a ton of bushes and roll rats around it. One day I was out getting some berries on my parasaur (R.I.P. mittens 😭) and I had seen the weird dirt from it being underground. I just assumed it was a roll rat, I didn’t even see the tail because it was blending in with the leaves behind it. Anyways I went near it to get some more narco berries and suddenly it sprung out of the ground and didn’t look like no roll rat 😂. I thought it was a titanoboa at first that was really chunky, but this mf started spitting poison. It bit my parasaur once. I was so scared, my heart started racing! I didn’t even know there was something like them in the game. So after half a second of thinking, I jumped off my encumbered parasaur and left it 😭😂. I never looked back. I lost a good chunk of narco berries but it was either then berries or me 😭😂😂.