
What are some funny jokes or stories about the basilisk? Funny basilisk jokes submitted by ARK players.
It was like 3 in the morning and I was playing ark. My base is around an area that has a ton of bushes and roll rats around it. One day I was out getting some berries on my parasaur (R.I.P. mittens 😭) and I had seen the weird dirt from it being underground. I just assumed it was a roll rat, I didn’t even see the tail because it was blending in with the leaves behind it. Anyways I went near it to get some more narco berries and suddenly it sprung out of the ground and didn’t look like no roll rat 😂. I thought it was a titanoboa at first that was really chunky, but this mf started spitting poison. It bit my parasaur once. I was so scared, my heart started racing! I didn’t even know there was something like them in the game. So after half a second of thinking, I jumped off my encumbered parasaur and left it 😭😂. I never looked back. I lost a good chunk of narco berries but it was either then berries or me 😭😂😂.
So i started up a non dedicated server and it had been running for about 10 minutes before my girlfriend and brother joined my world. We spawned at the portal. As soon as my girlfriend joins, she dies and respawns immediately. Her shit got rocked so hard, It didnt even let her choose where to spawn. Needles to say, we all died within seconds of seeing this thing.
Wild card:let’s make a huge snake
Wild cards manager:ok where do we make it spawn
Wild card:crystal isles geninis and the place where reapers spawn
Wild cards manager:how do we tame it?
Wild card:rock drake eggs and magmasaur eggs
Wild cards manager:?
Wild card:wat wrong
Wild cards manager:what about crystal isles if your gonna tame it on crystal isles you need tek tear on not one but 2 maps one on crystal isles and genisus or albortion
Wild card:oh who cares