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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
It was like 3 in the morning and I was playing ark. My base is around an area…
It was like 3 in the morning and I was playing ark. My base is around an area that has a ton of bushes and roll rats around it. One day I was out getting some berries on my parasaur (R.I.P. mittens 😭) and I had seen the weird dirt from it being underground. I just assumed it was a roll rat, I didn’t even see the tail because it was blending in with the leaves behind it. Anyways I went near it to get some more narco berries and suddenly it sprung out of the ground and didn’t look like no roll rat 😂. I thought it was a titanoboa at first that was really chunky, but this mf started spitting poison. It bit my parasaur once. I was so scared, my heart started racing! I didn’t even know there was something like them in the game. So after half a second of thinking, I jumped off my encumbered parasaur and left it 😭😂. I never looked back. I lost a good chunk of narco berries but it was either then berries or me 😭😂😂.
More Basilisk Funny Tips
Hey Tim!
Hey.
Let’s make a new creature.
Ok?
I like the Titanboa idea, so let’s roll with that. Make the Titanboa huge.
Alright.
Give it the hp of a rex.
Ok.
Make it incredibly fast.
Done.
Make it so it can burrow in the ground so it’s almost invisible and it can’t be attacked.
This seems to be getting a bit out of hand.
Shut up. Now give it the damage of a yuty.
Ummm, ok.
It can only be tamed with the rarest and hardest to get eggs in the game.
This seems to be a little op.
Oh, just you wait. It can smell you when it’s underground.
Why would you do this to our poor players?
I’m not done yet. It shoots balls of poisonous acid.
Uhhhhhh...
Shush. It has triple the weight of a quetz.
Ok...
It will sneak up behind you, and kill you before you understand you are being attacked.
I don’t like the way this is going.
I SAID BE QUIET!
Ok, ok.
I’m done.
Really?
Pft, no. It is armored and directly targets taming creatures. Ok, now I’m done.
What have you done?
By some miracle I tamed one obce, now I can't tame another. Whenever I try my Basilisk knocks me off my saddle, coils around me, and proceeds to taunt the wild Basilisk.
As soon as it erupts from the ground my Basilisk lays his neck on my head, as if to say, "My human." And he won't let me out of that position until the other Basilisk is gone.
I think it started after I told him I needed to find him a girlfriend