This thing is trump’s wall, not kidding!
WHY IS THIS THING A PASSIVE TAME I DO NOT WANT THIS TO BE AWAKE WHEN I FEED IT
Oh, hello fellow Ark player…
I think you should pick the “portal” spawn location when You’re playing on aberration. It’s so safe and peaceful! It’s not like a Basilisk wrote this trying to trick people into spawning in the Basilisk den, no no…
Let’s make a new creature.
I like the Titanboa idea, so let’s roll with that. Make the Titanboa huge.
Give it the hp of a rex.
Make it incredibly fast.
Make it so it can burrow in the ground so it’s almost invisible and it can’t be attacked.
This seems to be getting a bit out of hand.
Shut up. Now give it the damage of a yuty.
It can only be tamed with the rarest and hardest to get eggs in the game.
This seems to be a little op.
Oh, just you wait. It can smell you when it’s underground.
Why would you do this to our poor players?
I’m not done yet. It shoots balls of poisonous acid.
Shush. It has triple the weight of a quetz.
It will sneak up behind you, and kill you before you understand you are being attacked.
I don’t like the way this is going.
I SAID BE QUIET!
Pft, no. It is armored and directly targets taming creatures. Ok, now I’m done.
What have you done?
Real Men tame this using fertilised dodo eggs.
Somebody left open the Chamber of Secrets and this dude went Slitherin on out and found its way to the ARK.
🎶roses are red ❤️
Violets : blue 💙
Little do you know,Tiss right behind you
The roses are wilted 🥀
The violets all gone :(
Your in it’s stomache🤰
And it’s your tribe mates turn soon 🐍🎶
Funny snek rap pls like
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You have no idea
But it's right behind you...
The roses are wilted
And the violets are dying
You just got eaten
And your tribe mate is crying
I've got the Equus in the back
Shinehorns will attack
Feeding all my bulbdogs
Oh that basilisk is baaack
Im thinking this is great
Running from this snake
Hearing slither slither and I know
Im on his dinner plate! 😂
Lol I was bored...
Me:"I wonder if there are any good tips on dododex for dealing with them"
Everyone on dododex:"bola your friend and run"
Me, playing on single player: °∆°