Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the baryonyx? Funny baryonyx jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 0 · Answer 1 · 2019-08-10T01:37:35+00:00

I think it is a spineless spino!

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2019-08-02T09:42:28+00:00

It is a coward I started playing and died like 12 times to it couple levels later I got the bow and a bola and went for revenge then I bolaed it and slingshoted it and it decided to run away at 100 hp literally went swimming and despawned

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2019-08-01T00:39:06+00:00

Baryonyx: begone bugs! *bugs disappear *

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2019-07-31T23:25:10+00:00

Tintoberries are red, azulberries are blue, baryonyx is fast, and so you’re dead.

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2019-07-31T13:13:20+00:00

Once when I was playing ark I got this thing to fly it was god to me then the next day my friend joins. air walker be like nope screw you im with him I had to put him down 😭 I’m miss him

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2019-05-21T12:07:32+00:00

The 2nd evolution of the spinosaurus.

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2019-03-16T13:39:27+00:00

Ok, so i think the most terrifying duo sould be a Baryonyx and a Karposucus, but would make gud pets.

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2018-03-18T16:13:50+00:00

The swimasaurus rex(t rex that swims)

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2024-01-14T19:00:29+00:00

So, let me get this straight. You can Bola an iguanodon; a nearly 9 FOOT TALL MONSTROSITY, A CREATURE OF PURE MAILCE THAT IS CAPABLE OF DECIMATING RAPTOR PACKS, A PTERANODON, A CREATURE WITH A WINGSPAN OF OVER 18 FEET, THE ANKYLOSAURUS THAT IS 33 FEET BIG, HOWEVER YOU ARE UNABLE TO BOLA A SMALL SPINOSAURUS THAT IS ONLY 8 FEET TALL?!?!?? WHAT

score -1 · Answer 10 · 2023-11-05T15:32:08+00:00

POV: your a nub building your base, you build a hide bed to complete a pursuit. when you wake up theres a lvl 5 spino and lvl 10 baryonyx outside your base

score -1 · Answer 11 · 2023-10-27T03:29:31+00:00

He attacc

He protecc

But most importantly

He f$&@ ur life

score -1 · Answer 12 · 2023-04-05T20:26:11+00:00

To the guy who asked how do you do the tail spin attack, I think you swipe up or down, I don’t have one currently right now(and I already Rex’s and spinos lol)

score -1 · Answer 13 · 2022-06-30T19:01:37+00:00

This cool Dino

I wander how many times it’s killed me

How many times it’s killed me:♾️

O-O

okay 👌

score -1 · Answer 14 · 2022-06-01T03:49:41+00:00

Baryonyx’s ween the water leev behind bubbles💭💭💭💭💭💭💭💭💭💭💭🛁🛁🛁🛁🛁🛁🛁

score -1 · Answer 15 · 2022-05-27T14:36:23+00:00

I hate this thing but it gave a iron pickaxe but it also almost killed my parasour(it got killed by i pirana,,rip bio skull) so? I was level 18

score -1 · Answer 16 · 2021-10-08T19:58:23+00:00

When I tamed one I named it kappa. And MAN these things can jump hehe I was moving at warp speed across the island

score -1 · Answer 17 · 2021-09-04T22:57:27+00:00

When you going to tame a Bary and you remember how you tame spino

:so I thought why not just stay same height as bary is

Shoots with tranq*

Seconds later* sssssscccccccrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Why you grab mmmmmmeeeeee

Nooooooooooo

score -1 · Answer 18 · 2021-02-18T00:18:23+00:00

Naruto run

To human51

TO FAST

Naruto run

Naruto run to human51

Upflute pls and thanxs

score -1 · Answer 19 · 2020-08-03T05:48:29+00:00

East or west baryonyx is the best,best in the whole goddam town,but cheaper to afford than a grown,good in the redwoods but not for transporting goods and you!!!,mark my words it will come in handy for you

score -1 · Answer 20 · 2020-07-18T00:47:57+00:00

Do t swim with him mine got killed by jelly fish tell your friends who play