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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the baryonyx? Funny baryonyx jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2021-07-13T20:57:42+00:00

So if a Barry only eats fish meat, WHY DOES IT EAT US??????

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2021-07-11T04:52:12+00:00

This thing is red

Violets are blue

Beware if this thing

For it will eat you

Roses are red

Violets are blue

The Barry is coming

And it will kill you

Roses are red

Violets are blue

I am just going with what the auto typing thing is going to do

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2021-06-26T14:30:27+00:00

mAn I hAtE dEeZ, hE kiLlEd My TrIkE!!!

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2023-01-29T07:16:28+00:00

An ad for Barry’s roofing appeared. Is baryonxy running a business?? -HazMatz

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2023-01-26T17:18:24+00:00

Me thinking Barry’s drop fish meat cuz they eat it also me getting killed by a barry thinking they won’t kill me cuz they eat fish🫥

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2023-01-15T12:12:38+00:00

so i was looking through the swamp to tame a kapro when i saw a PINK BARYONYX just there and it killed me but then i made a stone trap and tamed it

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2022-12-22T15:14:36+00:00

This thing will sometimes in the beaches about to destroy your vacation

Mostly in the swamp they'll join the killing frenzy with 3 sarcos 2 kapros 10 meganeuras and 2 frogs killing you and your raptor

RIP

-SpinosaurusGG

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2021-05-09T22:31:33+00:00

I was on mobile looking for raptors and OMG I found a level two and had no arrows so I hit the baryonx with 6 tranquil arrows and now I have him 😂

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2021-04-01T22:10:51+00:00

I was just getting metal by moving an anky by argentavis and i was returning so i dropped anky to home park argentavis, come back and then i realized that my vany baryonix is missing i did just throw an anky on him!! F for that small man. 😭🤣

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2021-03-02T11:52:54+00:00

Why do they eat you when they only eat fish? Survivor=mermaid COMFIRMED!

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2021-02-26T23:54:22+00:00

I had this thing in a cage for 3 WEEKS just shooting it with tranks and its not out yet!!!!!

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2019-07-18T04:02:09+00:00

So I tamed twoof dese buggers, put dem in a pen and let dem do their thing. The baby wasn’t too hard to take care of, only problem was fish. I managed to fully imprint on it, and let’s just say have 3 huge pricks that kill anything in their paths

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2019-07-10T17:15:24+00:00

I got chased by one.

A dead tree saved me XD

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2019-05-29T02:00:45+00:00

Wildcard please fix this broken overpowered Dino. I got killed by one that did 44,129 damage from one bite attack.

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2019-02-18T08:38:40+00:00

Man these dudes are annoying. Whenever I just start in a new world at level one. I find one... And die 3000 times. Then find another one. Same thing happens again... and again... and again. Until I tame a dodo, cause as soon as I tame that dodo. The word spreads and they all run away...

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2019-01-01T16:19:34+00:00

My baryonix died when I did the tail spin move on a board of mantas I try to get another then titanaboas kill my argy now I’m stuck in the dumb swamp

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2022-06-26T15:46:13+00:00

So annoying in creative mode… they stun lock u and u can’t get out. Ever. The only way is to die. DX

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2020-08-02T18:23:28+00:00

Saw one on the beach, the area was full of carbos so i thought who cares, those carbos will easily kill it,

It preceded to murder a carbo, before destroying me before i could get to the next carbo

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2020-07-11T14:44:31+00:00

I USED to live near one 😏😵 until I got a sarco

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2020-07-09T16:17:56+00:00

so I was new to ark and I gave it regular meat then a Nuver one came and killed me