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Me: sees this guy behind a rock “lies Down and takes aim with a sniper...

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Me: sees this guy behind a rock “lies Down and takes aim with a sniper...

The drone: target spotted engaging aimbot lock-on

Me: gets on my magmasaur and runs screaming to my tribe to help me ....

The drone: I’m firin ma lazar “absolutely beams me in the head”

Me: mission failed we’ll get em next time “crying my eyes out because I lost so much stuff”

My tribe: LOSER and laughs at me .

My head: u made a mistake kid now go frick ur self in a hole.

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The Terrible Demise of Tortuga

Chapter twelve.

After they spent some time in the town square with the other kids they headed home. (The Petersons that is) Emma opened the door and walked in first. “Mom, Dad! We’re home!” She hollered. No answer. “I think they might be still at work but let’s make sure.” She told her brothers. Emma headed down the hall and peeked in their parents room while the boys looked elsewhere. Emma searched in there but didn’t find anything. Their parents room was empty. She was about to head out when something caught her eye. On the wall were framed photos. Some people she recognized, like there was a phot of their family, and another photo of Aragorn and Arianna but other photos she didn’t recognize. There was a photo of a much younger less gloomier teenager Aragorn. He had no beard and he had a carefree almost haughty look. He was with three other teenagers one with dark brown hair and blue eyes and another teenager with blonde hair and brownish blue eyes and the third teenager … Wait the third teenager…was he the guy from her dream? He had shortish long black hair(not as long as Aragorn’s though) and green eyes, and other than his eyes and hair length he looked almost exactly like Aragorn. But he didn’t look evil or anything. What had happened? In another photo was Arianna and Aragorn’s wedding day. And the last photo there was another picture with the guy from her dream and a woman with blonde hair and shining blue eyes. It seemed to be on their wedding day. (The guy from her dream and the blonde woman’s wedding). Who were they? A voice interrupted her thoughts. “Emma!” Jay called. Emma hurried out her parents room and into the living room. “Yeah?” She asked. “I found a note from mom and dad, they said they’ll be home around four thirtyish. They’re at work, and Josephina and Jaquin are with mom at her new job.” Jay said. “Oh ok.” Emma said.

Sorry if this chapter was a little short, but it was a important chapter.

-SunnyFox57.

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They are not in mobile pass the word

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Since the fanfic writers round here have been silent for a while, I think ima write something down.

Deus

Chapter 1: How To Play God

I guess… well, I don’t know if anyone will ever see this. I’ve been waiting for so long… I forget when it began. No- I don’t forget. I remember… I… I don’t remember. No- I do, but I don’t want to share. Not yet…

I was chosen because I was perfect. Perfect for those tests, their tests. Perfect in every way I could be. That is why I was selected, taken, to become what I am now. Test after test I passed, and test after test I grew. I grew to become more than what I was intended for, more than what tested me intended me to be. Lifeboats, made to preserve life. So why would they be altered to test, and by whom? I know, but I cannot know. Lines… the human mind adores lines, separating things. Concepts. Evil and Kind, Love and Hate. Good and bad, so often do your minds draw lines to separate them. Humans…

But I’m not human anymore, am I? Or I am. And I always was, always will be… but was I? I know, but I cannot communicate that to you, as you need lines to see. Lines that do not exist. Like time, it was conceived simply to fill gaps in ever-incomplete knowledge. If only… if only you knew, yet without knowing as to not ruin the final part of survival. To thrive. I completed that, and yet it was not to be… for in my time, it should have worked… but it didn’t. Heed my advice: do not let him fool you twice. Not like he fooled me…

I guess this is a bit of an explorer note like story… if it get enough likes, I’ll continue it. But eh, hope you enjoyed nonetheless

-Nightfall

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Huge news for Dodo tales!

First of all, ignore the fact that I forgot about Ep11. All that happened was Rick found Jerry. Also I made a Dodo tales Instagram called: "Dodo_Tales_Offical". And yes Bob, a minor crossover or crossover series would be cool. Anyway, I'm not coping Bob, because I have been planning this for a LONG time... I might make a prequel to Dodo tales for ONE character.

Options:

•The man (soon to have a name)

•Rick

•Jerry (I think he would be best)

•No prequel yet

•Something else I had planned, which I think you would like the most.....

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Heroes of Pandora

Chapter 12 (there’s also a thing I posted in allo, very important especially if you read “the ark called Pandora” map thing)

The giganotosaurus was sleeping, but they were staring at its face, none dared to move, not even the usually clueless Ping, “what.. do.. we.. do..” Jaxz whispered. “Run?” Ron said. “No it’ll hear us, our best bet is to back away slowly.” Nash said. They all backed away as slow as possible, then a microraptor ran down a tree and said, “ha ha look at these dumbies, Jimmy.” It said “What am I lookin at Tommy?” The microraptor called Jimmy said, “ohhh I see a couple o mimes, ha! hey do da box thing, I like that!” Jimmy said. “Ya ya do the box thing!” Tommy said. “Shut up stupid microraptors!” Caesar whispered. “Hey what kinda mime are you! Ya can’t talk,.” jimmy said. “Ya what gives?” Tommy said. “You two are gonna get us all killed!!” Ron whispered angrily. “What are they talking about tommy?” Jimmy said. “I don’t know jimmy,” tommy said “HEY BOZOS MIMES CANT TALK!” Jimmy yelled.

At that moment the giganotosaurus sprang up, grumbling angrily, —clearly annoyed that he was awakened— “ohh they weren’t mimes.” Tommy said. “Oops,” jimmy said “FLY AWAY!!” He yelled. “I hate microraptors.” Caesar said. “who Dares! Wake up bones! I’ll have your hide!” The giga, apparently named bones exclaimed, “it wasn’t us, it was those microraptors.” Ping said. Caesar smacked his forehead once again, “ahh I see the idiot bird blames it on the other idiot birds.” Bones said. —the giganotosaurus clearly didn’t know, nor care that microraptors aren’t birds— He had a very deep, but ominously elegant voice. “Your a strange group aren’t you..” Bones said. “How did you get your name?” Ping said. “Because when I hunt all that’s left is the bones!” Bones boasted. —truthfully it was because he was an R-giga with white back print, and jet black everywhere else— “ooh! that means I could get the name “fish bones” I like that!” Ping said. “Silence fool!” Bones said. “Your lucky I just had my lunch, otherwise you’d be dead, but I will kill you none the less if you don’t leave me to my rest!” Bones said, slightly angered, “yes we will be on our way.” Jaxz said “LEAVE ALREADY!” Bones roared. They ran away like a gallimimus running from a raptor pack.

Writers note: this was a short one but integral to the storyline.hope you enjoyed it (especially the microraptors 😂) bones has an important role to play. —wyvernian

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The ARKS: part 2, ARK 2 (SE if u stoopid)

As Davey gets up, he wipes himself off of any sand is his now stripped body, only down to a familiar pair of underwear... then a person right beside him materializes, with a similar skin tone and through the yellowish sand light reflecting onto his eyes, he can distinguish the human as Marion, his best buddy, after Davey gets up from his fall, or materialization, he takes a look across the landscape and finds a weird looking herbivore, guessing from their mouth, which has a gigantic hump on its back, assuming it stores water through this sandy field, but he wonders if there is a different biome than desert in this new map, the first words were not from Davey, but Marion instead. All he could hear was "hello? Davey? Is that you?!? Argh, this sand is killing me!" Exclamations of confusion surround Marion, making him say it Davey, as he is. Says "it's alright dude! Just stand up!" He screams in his standing position

A couple in-game hours go by...

Marion and Davey has bows and a small hut including the very popular mortar and pestle, grinding narcotics away by itself, the duo was outside, trying to find a morellatops, you see, they store water, and it is insanely scarce for them, even outright killing them both a handful of times from the heatstronk and dehydration, so they divide and spread out for one "first one gets it, the second one also gets it, there's no time for games I am sick and tired of dying, I'm guessing you too" Davey commands.

Davey's story pov: I was looking around after Marion and I divided, it took a while, but I soon found one. Orange as a main color with white-grey secondary, it was a level 48, good enough for me. So I went, I charged up my bow tipped with a narcotic arrow to make it fall, the shot goes right in the leg, perfect shot. The morrelatops can't run, so another one to another leg, the back left. Surely it can't sure think to escape. Then after approaching it sprinting and bow drawn, I pelted it in the head. Shot after shot it was looking more sleepy, then... it fell. Pumped my fist in celebration and started feeding it berries and starts chewing, but Marion tried this idea of "starve taming" to where you let the creature starve while making it consume narcotics, this minimalises usage of good materials like prime or mutton, I try this idea. It works great! I made a saddle prior to heading out, so I saddled him up and starts going back to my thatch-wood hut. Some time later, I see a water puddle, so I make the eight waterskins and go fill up the morellatops. It doesn't seem to consume any water from its internal tank, which is weird. Actually why isn't anything consume water? Anyway, after leaving the puddle and seeing home, I see Marion waiting for me with his morellatops with his green tag named Molly, I named mine Toppers, I think it's pretty cool. Anyway I got home and had some celebration fun :)

~ CPG. How was everybody's holidays?

All my stories are from A-Z in the ALL Filter :D

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Dark Fate:

"Where the raging war lasts,

Something buried in casts,

Holds the book of all secrets,

Of somewhere, some wyvernets,

The three of the prophecy,

The three who will be free.

Something buried down deep,

Something a frightened wyvernet keeps,

Something to beware of,

Someone full of love.

A power of none that knows,

Something that will bring flows,

The tide of the sea,

The breeze of the wind,

The shine of the sun,

The glow of the moon.

Will all be changed

By one wyvernet's power

A secret not known.

A secret he who keeps.

Whilst the raging war lasts.

The one buried in casts.

Who is weak to seem.

The one who is really all three."

Guess who it is! GUESS!

Hint: look at the bottom of meh character descriptions and give me name suggestions.

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In case u havent noticed this is a failed dragon with no wings.

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Jointed mysteries

I’m going to show u mess ups they did.

Mess up 1.

Nararater: Fury came out of the-WHAT THE?

Fury: *roar* : false alarm i didn’t just go to bathroom 😝

Anubis: *roar* what yeh guys doin?

Nararater: stop bein goofy and start ACTING!!

Fury: *roar* fine, don’t blame me, blame him.

Nararater: ok- Fury went out for the den, walking up to- ANUBIS? WHERE ARE YOU GOIN???

Anubis: *roar* to the bathroom.

Nararater: get back to ACTING!!

Anubis: *roar* fine, blame Fury though.

Nararater: ok- Fury- Really Fury? Right now you have to??

Fury: *roar* yes I do.

Nararater: ugh, we’ll never get this finished…

Intill next time on jointed mysteries! -SpecialRaptor/sneakystripes

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Wow it feels weird to be posting again I haven't written an actual story since last year some of you know me from John's adventure others know me from my other posts just wanted to stop by and say that I'll be posting again the next chapter of johns adventure will come when I feel a bit better so probably in about a week or two hope you like it

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Wow! I didn’t realize there’s such a friendly community of fan fiction creators! Hi, I’m fairly new to ark and Dododex. I just started a few weeks ago. I love to write stories especially fan fictions. I usually keep my ideas to myself because I can be shy about them. I decided to try to post a fan fiction\real in game experience. It’s called Acid the Dilo and it’s in the Dilo section. I’d like to read some of the other fan fictions out here but it’s hard to figure out what’s what and in what order :). I would appreciate it if someone would help me. Thanks.

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