Me: sees this guy behind a rock “lies Down and takes aim with a sniper...

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Me: sees this guy behind a rock “lies Down and takes aim with a sniper...

The drone: target spotted engaging aimbot lock-on

Me: gets on my magmasaur and runs screaming to my tribe to help me ....

The drone: I’m firin ma lazar “absolutely beams me in the head”

Me: mission failed we’ll get em next time “crying my eyes out because I lost so much stuff”

My tribe: LOSER and laughs at me .

My head: u made a mistake kid now go frick ur self in a hole.

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