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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the astrodelphis? Funny astrodelphis jokes submitted by ARK players.
The Star Dolphin mission on Genesis Part 2 when you ride an Astrodelphis through Rockwells Maze is near impossible to do on console solo, Even Ive been trying for days and it makes me rage so hard and then i remember “Oh yea! Astrodelphis are to complicated for me”. And i quit the mission, only to come back the next day and go “PFFT, Star Dolphin? I can do that!” And that cycle will probably repeat itself over and over again! For Enternity! Hope this Tip made you laugh.
Astrocetus: hi how are you, sweetie?
Astrodelphis: say hi to my mom guys!
Every aquatic creature: hi, astrodelphis’s mom!
Leed: wow! It’s so nice to meet you, Ms. Cetus. and you too, Ms. Delphis!
Mosa: wow! I’m super jealous of her!
Tuso: meh, I’m jealous of you already.
Angler: so am I, squid-guy!
Tuso: don’t call me that!
Angler: okay, fine
Cnidaria: me jealous of him he so big!
Angler: sure, my jellybro
Basilo: meh, I’m no jealous of anybody! I am friend
Basilo’s fan club (mantas): if she touches him I will kill u
Meg: a new person! Hooray!
Carbo/turtle: wait up! I’m still catching up!
Megachelon: you got it lil bro! Keep it up!
Piranha: d o n t t o u c h m e o r u d i e
Coel: anybody want to be my fri-
Everybody else aside from leed: s h u d d u p .