Can’t wait for the Astrocoelacanthus 🐠

Buluga not dolphin. Look at the forehead... reminds me of the distortus rex.

🎵 We’re goin on a trip

In our favorite rocket ship

Soaring threw the skies

My space dolphin just died🎵

Dev meting:

Dev 1: we need new features for ark genisis 2

Dev 2: a flying

Dev 1: we already have that

Dev 2: let me finish a flying dolphin

Dev 1 perfect idea another flying water creature

Its soooooooooooooo cute!!!! It will get all the pets it wants!

BREAKING NEWS:

Space dolphins crash the dododex, send probably only me into

spiraling depression

We have a space whale, crab, lizard, snake, and soon dolphin. What’s next, Cthulhu?

Backstory:

Once upon a time when a dolphin came across a large barrel of toxic waste, tossed that in blender along with: element, crak, and, chocolate, because… chocolate. Drinks the Smoothie.

Then, flew to space since now it can fly due to drinking it’s smoothie. And finally found it’s way to ARK & met up with the devs, and said,

“Yo, heard you needed a new creature of ur new update”

Devs: *clap*

I saw this cute little guy in the corridor between the rings and thought “oh how sweet it looks like it’s playing!” I walked a little closer and it made a cute dolphin noise before CHARGING AT ME. All my tribe mates heard was “awww look! Oh... OH NO NOT FRIENDLY!!!” It did a little damage but once I interacted with the “pet” option it went away.

I just imagine. What in the name of Ark would we do if they made a space SHARK?!?!?!