Look kids a whale! And it flys...and is...ABOUT TO KILL US ALL! RUN AWAY!

Me:Hmmm a flying fish

Space whale:are you afending meh

Me:No?

Whale oh ok I’m just gonna fan myself

Me:k.

Again me:gets smacked by whales tail and dies

Astrocetus? What? Astrocetus is a whale that can travel through the air.

Astrocetus? What? It doesn't even care.

Astrocetus? What? It is everywhere.

Astrocetus? What? It's a flying whale. Beware!

Mine got lost in spacetime after trying to defeat the giant monkey man and save the 9th dimension.

Oh, fun... whale guts.

Well, shoot it with a cannon and strap a saddle to it...

It's a flying guppie 😆 😆 😆 😆

L

It sounds like arceus's bro... not joking the name kinda reminds me of arceus... though people say it's a whale so... wailord...?

All the people in my tribe:

They useless and have no utility.

Me:

Name your Astrocetus!

Knock it out

Feed it

Tame it

Strap on c4 dodos

Hit the hyperdive

Yo there I was walking round the space biome on my tek skiff with like 3 of my team members and one was like yo look what a cute whale and I was like yeah that’s cute and out of the sudden it comes for our lives and kills us all

We’re gonna need a bigger hover skiff

Enemy Ac-130 above!

Dododex wanted more words so here ya go

The Space Whales are my religion

2020 - ‘oh cool a flying whale’

2021 - ‘why does ARK not focus on making dinosaurs’

2022 (after Eurovision) - IM UP IN SPACE MAAAAAAAN

Me: A space whale run!

Noob: why? I want to pet it.

Me: ok go die.

Noob: fine.

*whale bites noob and does one damage.

Me: wha...😳

*My dodo (The destroyer) goes over and pecks the whale.

*whale dies

Red Bull. Makes you fly. I guess that theory is true.

— plastic bag

This is what would’ve happened if the empire weaponized those space whales in Rebels

LOL

Star Destroyer Space Whale With Bombs

Isn’t that the best thing since dodos!!!

When I learn that this thing is a space flyer.

*Starts playing shooting stars meme*

Ark: we need something someone: a whale ark: yessss