My blade has slain many of your kind hellscaper!

Hell bug laser demon: SCEEETERR

Me: I WILL EAT YOUR FLESH

Satan: hello there.

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOO

Also me: oh hold on I have the second amendment on my side

Me: *proceeds to pull out a shotgun from nowhere

Satan and hell bug laser demon: f*ck this sh*t I’m out-

Me: I WILL CONSUME YOUR HEADS