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What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
I used to have a Argentavis named Arrgie, I used used him so much I developed a emotional connection with him, every time he was in danger and my game kicked me out I would freak out, so one time I was doing a metal run when my game kicked me and wouldn’t let me in so when I finally got in, arrgie wasen’t there, he was alive but we got a new tribe and our families roommate/admin gave arrgie to a friend who renamed him, RIP cloud jumper I mean arrgie
Same as the toriel story, I had an Argie named bloodwing and he was awesome. Bloodwing could take on a max level spino without breaking a sweat but one day I got killed while I was at an ob and bloodwing got attacked by ants. I didn’t see him ever again and he never died + I wasn’t at the level needed to thingie him
Ithere bigger then i was expecting i had killed a lv 16 trying to tame i was so stupid and didn't check to see what arrows i was using i had shot it 3 times with my crossbow and it died so i was like 😭😭😭😭so i had found a lv 9 and was tameing it and this time i made sure i was using tranq arrows and out of nowhere these 2 allosaurus's at lv 11 and 9 i was like 😳😳W..T..F and they of course killed the argy i was tameing😡😡😡 and i was almost dead😳so looked for a nother one and found and i was gonna tame this one for sure and of course i died from a raptor GOD DAMN IT YOU F*&@ING RAPTOR AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH......... so i am trying to get back to my bird and scarlet my lv 47 pteradon!!
So.. One day I was on my pteranodon and I made one follow me I was gonna tame her but when I got her in the taming pen and knocked her out (She was level 86) I was taming her with raw prime meat and a level 400 came and killed me and my level 230 pteranodon.... I never found where I put the taming pen but I know I tamed it because I had 26 tames and when I checked again I had 27 so yeah....