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What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
So one of my old Friends Elite wanted me to make a better version of The Legend of Fletching so here: On an official server called moschops I had the best tribe it was just me and my leader who always got me gifts one day he said we should go to Fars Peak to tame an argy and saber tooth the argy would be my first tame that was a bird so I was really excited when we tamed the argy it was all silver so I dyed half of it royal purple when we got back to base and names it fletching after a lot of lvling up it had max speed 465 weight and 5k hp I loved fletching and would go everywhere with him until one day my leader non girly gamer got an invitation to the alpha tribe (Chinese)… I didn’t he said a lot of mean things to me that day and took all the tames and our stuff but he left 1 thing behind… Fletching I joined my ally’s after that and life was getting good again until we got wiped and fletching died… now I hate Chinese and Nongirlygamer got kicked shortly after I’ll make part two now.
I used to have a Argentavis named Arrgie, I used used him so much I developed a emotional connection with him, every time he was in danger and my game kicked me out I would freak out, so one time I was doing a metal run when my game kicked me and wouldn’t let me in so when I finally got in, arrgie wasen’t there, he was alive but we got a new tribe and our families roommate/admin gave arrgie to a friend who renamed him, RIP cloud jumper I mean arrgie
Same as the toriel story, I had an Argie named bloodwing and he was awesome. Bloodwing could take on a max level spino without breaking a sweat but one day I got killed while I was at an ob and bloodwing got attacked by ants. I didn’t see him ever again and he never died + I wasn’t at the level needed to thingie him
Ithere bigger then i was expecting i had killed a lv 16 trying to tame i was so stupid and didn't check to see what arrows i was using i had shot it 3 times with my crossbow and it died so i was like 😭😭😭😭so i had found a lv 9 and was tameing it and this time i made sure i was using tranq arrows and out of nowhere these 2 allosaurus's at lv 11 and 9 i was like 😳😳W..T..F and they of course killed the argy i was tameing😡😡😡 and i was almost dead😳so looked for a nother one and found and i was gonna tame this one for sure and of course i died from a raptor GOD DAMN IT YOU F*&@ING RAPTOR AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH......... so i am trying to get back to my bird and scarlet my lv 47 pteradon!!