Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Argy:I am the fastest bird!
Ptradon:hold my dodo bear
Direbear:did you just call me dodo bear?!?!(bear tears off the Petra,drinks his beer and goes)
Argy:Ha! ha! ha! , now I am the fastest bird in ark!!!!
Queztal:hold my large beer
(Few seconds later)
Tapejera:did you guys forgot me?,now hold my tek bear(a tek bear arrives and chews off the Tapejera)
Dragon:(comes and burns all the birds)haaahaaa now I am the fastest
Archaeoperityx:bro I am still left to burn
So since i wasn't having no luck findaing a tap i was at my tree base looking at it like hmm... Baby its not that hard to nock out since its slow... Then i start tranqing it and it was coming towards on to my redwood base i got scared and next thing i know i have a unconscious argy on my tree house! Know itband super easy to tame! Like ten meat and its good! Idk if Iys easy to tame since im on mobile but now i have a red and white female named rose!
My sister and i play ark switch i am matt227 and once after we were raided we saw an argy in the sky. we thought it was somebody tring to attack us but we learned that it was our argy that survived.so we toward up and wisted it bak down. For a month there was a pillar that had a ladder on it going up really high. But this was someting i though i might share.