Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.

score -1 · Answer 1 · 2020-06-08T03:02:17+00:00

I have a story everyone I had a argentavis i named it super dodo and then a rex came and killed most of my dinos but super dodo killed the rex and when I came back I thought that my dinos starved to death and then I looked and most of my dinos got killed by the rex.

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2020-05-26T12:38:32+00:00

Bronto+Argy=baseball bat hitting baseball

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-20T13:40:14+00:00

I have one named chili dog there so stupid cute

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2020-05-06T23:49:25+00:00

Babies look like they're trying to be tough

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2020-04-27T20:51:09+00:00

Paint it cyan and name it Roberto

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2019-10-15T11:45:05+00:00

This is for my mobile bois just use a frickin’ revival platform

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2019-10-14T01:14:43+00:00

name it Silver Bird (argent-avis) yes i’m smart :D

score -1 · Answer 8 · 2019-08-24T20:51:11+00:00

Ark mobile eerie argy coolest thing EVER

score -1 · Answer 9 · 2019-06-07T02:46:57+00:00

I had one called War Dodo but it died

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2020-01-22T13:12:12+00:00

#pray for toriel and here’s some extra words because Dododex is broken

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2019-10-09T14:18:24+00:00

Be careful when shooting them. I shot the bird with a trank dart and killed instantly

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2019-10-06T21:02:25+00:00

I will never go to the blue oblesik again due to these overgrown dodos😤🤬🥶

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2019-10-06T01:39:21+00:00

It’s frightful’s parent from my side of the mountain. But deadly

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2019-08-01T09:23:35+00:00

These guys are the best at doing damage cause these guys saved me from an allo so just pump up their damage about 20 times and you will kill a Rex maybe a giga if you had a lot of these

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2020-12-31T06:09:57+00:00

For guy with toriel request her

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2020-12-13T17:04:50+00:00

Why is it able to carry an anky it is as big as it🤔

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2020-11-12T11:53:23+00:00

I will kill all bimorph to aveng it

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2020-10-18T00:29:56+00:00

Rip tortl

JUST REQEST HIM

NOWWWWWWWWW

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2020-09-24T14:38:06+00:00

It farts and poop at the same time to save some time

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2020-09-08T13:18:39+00:00

Argy:I am the fastest bird!

Ptradon:hold my dodo bear

Direbear:did you just call me dodo bear?!?!(bear tears off the Petra,drinks his beer and goes)

Argy:Ha! ha! ha! , now I am the fastest bird in ark!!!!

Queztal:hold my large beer

(Few seconds later)

Tapejera:did you guys forgot me?,now hold my tek bear(a tek bear arrives and chews off the Tapejera)

Dragon:(comes and burns all the birds)haaahaaa now I am the fastest

Archaeoperityx:bro I am still left to burn