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Allow me to tell the tale of wings of communism. My first argy I've ever had, and i loved this bird. There was nothing he couldnt take out. Alpha rexes, alpha raptors, you name it. One day me and my boys were on, per usual me and my bird sat attop the gates and there it was. An ice manta, 2 giggas and a racer all lined up at the far end of alpha plat. Me, my bird, and all our giggas line the walls. War was uppon us, they charge in and so do we. One gigga down, then 2 then we sent out our other argys, nothing could stop the advancing foe. They kept calling in more, and more. Soon, they reach the wall. our numbers dwindling, I swoop down to pick one of the gigga riders. He goes but he wips me off. I'm on the grpund now facing now 3 giggas then, i wistle one final thing. "Aggressive" my bird swoops down to avenge me to no avail. When the smoke settled there was no bird. At the top of a rock lays a single grave "here lies wings of communism, God bless." Next to it, a torch, forever lit.

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