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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me: honey I’m home
Wife: hey babe
Me: what’s for dinner
Wife: rotisserie argent
Me: ok sounds great
Me: ........* under my breath* wait a minute?
Wife: what’s wrong
Me: what did you say we were having for dinner again
Wife; ...... ok...... rotisserie argent
Me: WHAT,WERE DID YOU FIND SAID ARGENT
wife: ...... in the backyard
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHIRPY *turns*
HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!
Wife: *know this won’t go well*
Oooohhhh shit
So on mobile I decided to take all the hunting pursuits with Ptera, unfortunately Ptera cant carry me for I brought lots of ammo and more stuffs with me. Had no choice but to bring my slow Argentavis with a pumped up stamina her name's Mei lol.
Im anxious unmounting her on Red Woods we tried to ambush our target on air by trusting her sharpest beak. I couldnt believe it she has a terible memee but we managed to kill Carnos, Bears and Raptors! I underestamated this Giant Teratorn I am so happy that day I saved up ammos and dura of my weaps.
RIP my whole tribes flock of Argys... they fought bravely against a giga...
they kept going until they all died... expect ONE
And my baby argy died... I cried but there was hope!
I reveived it and I was so happy
When I came online the next day the dam alpha wiped my tribe base cleaned. RIP RedStrike