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Me: honey I’m home

Wife: hey babe

Me: what’s for dinner

Wife: rotisserie argent

Me: ok sounds great

Me: ........* under my breath* wait a minute?

Wife: what’s wrong

Me: what did you say we were having for dinner again

Wife; ...... ok...... rotisserie argent

Me: WHAT,WERE DID YOU FIND SAID ARGENT

wife: ...... in the backyard

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHIRPY *turns*

HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!

Wife: *know this won’t go well*

Oooohhhh shit

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