Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Me: honey I’m home
Wife: hey babe
Me: what’s for dinner
Wife: rotisserie argent
Me: ok sounds great
Me: ........* under my breath* wait a minute?
Wife: what’s wrong
Me: what did you say we were having for dinner again
Wife; ...... ok...... rotisserie argent
Me: WHAT,WERE DID YOU FIND SAID ARGENT
wife: ...... in the backyard
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHIRPY *turns*
HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!
Wife: *know this won’t go well*
Oooohhhh shit
More Argentavis Funny Tips
Name it duolingo...
Paint it green and the beak yellow (orange if it is orange)
When you go to raid a base with your argy scream: WHY DONT YOU LEARN A NEW LANGUAGE MATE. (Sorry for the Aussie English there)
If you dislike this you will see a argy named duolingo come raid your base. So don’t dislike and you will be safe 😊