Me: honey I’m home
Wife: hey babe
Me: what’s for dinner
Wife: rotisserie argent
Me: ok sounds great
Me: ........* under my breath* wait a minute?
Wife: what’s wrong
Me: what did you say we were having for dinner again
Wife; ...... ok...... rotisserie argent
Me: WHAT,WERE DID YOU FIND SAID ARGENT
wife: ...... in the backyard
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHIRPY *turns*
HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!
Wife: *know this won’t go well*
Friend: Oh cool you tamed an argent!
Me: no it’s an oversized dodo
Friend: no it’s a...
Me: nods fast* dodo...
You don’t realise how much you love your Argie until all you find of him is a little brown bag full of meat 😭 RIP buddy, you’ll be missed...X
(New Argie almost tamed)
It is a flying carnivores dodo.🤣🤣🤣
Don’t be me taking all my good stuff to tame a 200 argie and die on a bad mount
Good for dropping your tribe members in the swamp👍
It’s bff is the anky as they both reduce weight in metal
Guys help, when taming my argy, I accidentally fed my pteranodon 5 narcotics instead of my argy, now it’s night and I just heard something kill a moschops...
Good for picking up girls
I made my best Argies (Miso and Torva Messor) have a baby, naming him Toriel Jr.
F for Toriel.