Me: honey I’m home
Wife: hey babe
Me: what’s for dinner
Wife: rotisserie argent
Me: ok sounds great
Me: ........* under my breath* wait a minute?
Wife: what’s wrong
Me: what did you say we were having for dinner again
Wife; ...... ok...... rotisserie argent
Me: WHAT,WERE DID YOU FIND SAID ARGENT
wife: ...... in the backyard
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CHIRPY *turns*
HOW COULD YOU!!!!!!!
Wife: *know this won’t go well*
I have a story, everyone! I had an Argy. Her name was Toriel. (Ark Mobile BTW) I took her everywhere! She was level 65, but could take down an Alpha Raptor like that! She was amazing. But one day... it was the daily quest thingy. Kill 10 Dimorphodons. I thought, ‘I’ll bring Toriel along!’ so I did. She helped lot. She killed them for me, and it was pretty easy. Until... I whistled her attack target. She charged. She and the Dimor circled each other, trying to bite. As they circled, they went up, and up, and up. To this day, I never saw Toriel again. But she never died. I never got the message. I searched far and wide for her... but no Toriel.