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What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
I found a demonic griffin and i knockout the griffin it was almost about to be tamed and a alpha argentavis comes out of nowhere and kills it and I looked for other argentavis and there where none! And I killed all argentavis in my site and ya know why it takes to long it takes about 80 days in ark without kibble to tame!
First time seeing Argies I was like, “wow! They are so majestic and beautiful! Are they aggressive?”...
(Fast forwards to me building a base and one flies towards me) “wow! Come to Mama!” It killed me. I try to fight it off and save my half built base. It kills me again, then again. Finally I kill it and rush to pick up the “bags” decomposing around my gutted base, leaving the corpse atop my nearly finished 2 story base with no roof. Then along comes a pack of 4 Rexes who smell the dead bird a mile away. Long story short, the Rexes ate me and my 2nd story to my building leaving a ladder to nowhere. Gave up the base build and made an Argy trap. Now I’m happy. :-)