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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
Person battling giga with argy argy is half hp person says wait let me get my midsnack, giga who is still battling be like oh ok, legit kills 2000 raptors and so the giga won cuz the man did not know the system of argy corpse healing
THIS GUY WAS MADE FROM ARGINTINA
Search hawk and the argy will appear
Somethingโs wrong with my argie I can craft metal items on it lol
If you likes dodos that can actually do things this drugged up birdie is perfect for you!
I tamed an argy and it literally looks like bird poop ๐ like the main color is green and it has white outlines
Boys use gun
Men use sling shot
Real men use fists
Name it heading from Harry Potter ๐๐คฃ
When you dismount your argent falls down the grand hill physics has left the game.
Argentavis are so easy to tame lol it can almost pick up anything, I actually had this weird glitch before where my argy got teleported into a wall but I fixed it XD. I named my female argy Arussah: pronounced as(Arusha)
A cool thing you can do with these guys is when they go for a dead body of an animal just set up an auto turret and watch them drop
Real name (wild): speed of exhausted pteranodon
Ok fist of all, a argie raided my base.
I f-ucking sh-t on that thing.
Knocked it out.
Fed it fish sticks.
Tamed it.
Named it Walmart Turkey.
Tickle chicken raided my base.
Sh-t on that too :)
Knocked that piece of sh-t out.
Fed it the disgusting mejo-ber-bishes.
Tamed it.
Named it tickle chicken.
Went on with my day :)
(I also tamed a carno- f-ucking sh-t on that thing then tamed it. Named it azz hole)
I have no regrets :)
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OVERSIZED FLYING DODO- just let me post this non-helpful-3-worded-tip you stupid app. :) thank you.
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This thing can pick up a baryonx.. but canโt pick up a Equus..?
WTF-
This is why you should never bring a argie with no saddle on in a dangerous area :)
I wanted to tame a tickle chicken at the swamp, but I wanted to have some protection so I donโt get killed on the way. I had a pteranodon but he was at a pretty low level. So I decided to take my argie (Walmart Turkey) with me (because it was a high level and was pretty strong) to the swamp. I had to pass trough the red woods.. it was making me really worried if something bad would happen. So I tried to move quickly. My argie was only lvl 42 so I was a little nervous. We got attacked a couple of times but my argie killed the other predators. we finally got to the swamp, but I had not realized the dangers that were there. I tried to stay as far away from the snakes as possible, killed a couple Sarcos and stuff. But when we stopped for a stamina break.. a snake popped right behind me and Walmart Turkey. I was very frightened.. soon enough the level 78 boa killed my argie. I tried to kill the snake. But i had no luck. I took Walmart Turkeys pendant and ran to the beacon. Iโm lucky I even got Walmart Turkey back.
If you ever see a boa, do this to it :)
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Trust me.
Danger noodle wonโt hurt you :)
#Walmart_Tuekey
If u liked this story :)
Kill a lot of things lvl up a lot by speed name it speed demon or flash if u dislike u wil see the flash raiding ur base/this is not the same person about the duo lingo
GO GET ONE NOW!!
I have no idea how I got this far without one.
These are abselutely fantastic
Bird Evo
Dodo
Terror Bird
Tickle Chicken (Therizino)
Penguin (ARK)
Hesopornis
Archaeopteryx
Icthyornis
Pelagornis
Argentavis
Glitchy