Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the argentavis? Funny argentavis jokes submitted by ARK players.
I was riding on of these guys around my base (I was a recruiter I couldn’t open any gates) when my game crashed was attacked by a raptor and a bug I lived because I ran away my bird did to. My bird was stuck high in the air. I had to craft a sleeping bag to teleport back to base get a bird and get my stuff. I waited for a long time for an admin to come on and get my bird. This took very long to type.
So I was preparing with my bary to tame one of these because my last one was killed by terror birds, I got a lot of tranq, a saddle so I can use it to fly my bary back home, some kibble, but guess what I didn’t consider: THEY CAN PICK UP BARYS ON MOBILE, and so he was carried away and dropped into a giga, yes a giga spawned in and the argy dropped my bary into it