One time I saw a 145
Although I’m low level
I chose to give it a go

So I built a big cage
Put the bird in a rage
And it followed me all the way in

Then I knocked him right out
And he fell with a pout
So the trip for prime meat began

Oh look a stego!
He’s a good looking fellow
I’m sorry but now your prime meat

So now I must feed
My one-of-a-kind steed
So that he will, forever, be mine

Well he ate and he ate
While I patiently wait
And finally he needs just one bite

And then he was mine
Oh how very divine
I took him all the way home

Through the ups and the downs
He was always around
And a great life he truly did have

But Oh now he's gone
It is all simply wrong
That he should die by such a terrible foe

Now he’s in a better place
I will miss his great face
But He would tell me it’s time to move on

R.I.P. Humble

An Argent, but not just an Argent

⬆️

Ayyyy i didnt know dodos could fl- OH S**T ITS NOT A DODO

Fact: real argentavis had the second largest wingspan of any bird in history only beaten by pelagornis, it was also actually a type of huge vulture and not an eagle.

Killed an Alfa rex with a level 415, risky move but did the job! The rapid regeneration is super helpful.
-Venatrix.

Can’t wait to YEET a raptor off a cliff.

Your argy is evolving...
Your argy has evolved into dodo wyvern!

I had one that hit in 277 on regular settings but I lost him transferring into onother map have to write this to add it

I had a level 230 Argy named Qrow. He and I would travel the skies together, he was my favorite... Until the one day when I was building him a special home. He watched me build it, but one night he was massacred by a wretched Theriz. Needless to say, I got revenge. Now he has a shrine. RIP Qrow.

The thing is so easy to kill with a shotgun and pistol