Kid: Mom

Mom: Yes

Kid: Where do allos come from

Mom: allo gun

Kid: What

If u don’t know who (public enemy) is then u won’t get it

As the wise N once said, "sure! I like anything!" As a allo rips him apart

One is hard

Two is harder

Three is horrible

Four is an apocalypse

Five is a catastrophe

Six is a holocaust

Seven is a calamity

Eight is a plague

Nine is the grim reaper

Ten is mass suicide and genocide,

Sooo...

Zero is the best number

I was flyin round with my tek armor looking for a giga and see this dude pop up so I just shot it with my tek rifle and flew away. #easyescapeifuhavetek

I have a paracerathieriem 2 rexes a bary a ptera a assault rival and yet no allo

These things scare me at night on chalk hills vro 🥀 it aggro sound and the stomping when I can't see is something else ark is a horror game atp 😭

Fortnite

Indominus rex I'm the best hybrid

Indoraptor has joined the chat

Indominus rex has left the chat

Ark be like: "let's make this game ultimately harder!"

Us: "Wwhhhhyyyyyy!?"

Aaj meine dekha ki ek kuta apni malkin pe bauk rha tha

Your domb if you read this one you will die if you read this so remember oh wait you did read this ok goodbye have a good deep sleep for ever

Allo allo I am Allo u se me commin and you should runaw

if u make these guys lv one million, they are able to one shot a command spawned level 1 broodmother, and it will leave no corpse?

Don't know nothing, is that funny?

I killed an unconscious female with god console and it slinged

The teacher towards me in class while someone in the other side of the room does 🏳️‍🌈 sounds

The rock elemental and satan were more than friends 😳

Bola the allo??

An unhelpful tip should include less words

Why is 6 scared of 7 🍽789🍽 67