Allos are gay or something they are so annoying

One day when I was speeding through the ocean, there was a allosaurus chasing a bronto. So I decided to follow it

I came to a lagoon only to find a DAR i and raptor chasing me. Including the help of 17 other dinos, I died. When I came back, I saw a few allos that were attacking 2 brontos. R.I.P the brontos that were lvl 50 and the lvl 1 allos shall reign forever. LOL

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Me: finds a female allo to mate with my male at decent health remaining

Ark: I’m about to end this mans whole career

Me: shoots it with 2 arrows

Ark: you killed a level 8 allo

Me: rage quits

Enjoy my suffering

"So basicly if you ever find one alone with the group buff it's a ripoff alpha rex." -Helena Walker's allosaurus dossier part that got ripped out by a alone allosaurus with the group buff.

Me:I see some allos there is a cliff nearby and I am thinking about taming a allosaurus allosaurus:HUNGRY!!! Me:this cliff is high enough Allosaurus:CHOMP!!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue when you hear these roar in a pack of two you are screwed

Roses are red, Violets are blue. If i see you, bola your dude.

Just bring your friends and run

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WHY!!! I AM TRYING TO TAME AN EQUUS GET OUT OF HERE (dies and loses high level equus)

Real men knock it out with their fist and tame with cooked fish meat

Go to Scorched Earth or Aberration to escape the W R A T H

Well I read something online that said it was a passive tame. ITS NOT RUN!!!!

Ali-a intro die de de die de de die die

I am an Allo

I come in three

I will creep you

And eat some meat

If u tame me

You’ll realize

I can’t jump or roar

I am a giga,

Evo 1

They protecc

They atacc

But most importantly

They come in pacc of freaking NINE AND MULTIPLY WITH THEIR STUPID ORANGISH DUSTY SUBSTANCE CRAZILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEWARE, U CANT KILL EM.

BEWAAAARE!!!!!

Tintoberries are red,

Azuleberries are blue,

There is a few behind us,

Time to bola you.

You'll find out soon enough.

You're fate is to die,

You'll oof out soon enough,

It is time to ask why.

Girl: wanna come over?

Me: no I am playing Ark.

Girl: I have level 200 Allo.

Me: 🚗

Raptor: want to have a child

Rex: yes

The baby allo: sppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddd!!!!

Allos are the child of raptors and rexs change my mind

It's just a cool looking and powerful that can easily take over a rex if it has it's pack boost