If you see Edwin the Allo Run because I’m coming for you 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Red blood is spilled,

If this comes and catches you.

You will die soon,

Night and day you wait,

You'll be eaten soon,

It is time to accept your fate.

I had to kill a pack they are easy to kill Guess why I killed them they didnt come to kill I came because I needes prime meat to tame a compy so I killed 3 all you have to do get high ground and jump on the last one with your spear

So I was walking in my base and I come back and see my allo is an alpha Me: HOWWOWWWWWWWWW!!!!

I would name it Anakin because you can only beat it from the highground

Is it just me or dose this guy look like the indoraptor from jrastic park

Allos are gay or something they are so annoying

One day when I was speeding through the ocean, there was a allosaurus chasing a bronto. So I decided to follow it

I came to a lagoon only to find a DAR i and raptor chasing me. Including the help of 17 other dinos, I died. When I came back, I saw a few allos that were attacking 2 brontos. R.I.P the brontos that were lvl 50 and the lvl 1 allos shall reign forever. LOL

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Me: finds a female allo to mate with my male at decent health remaining

Ark: I’m about to end this mans whole career

Me: shoots it with 2 arrows

Ark: you killed a level 8 allo

Me: rage quits

Enjoy my suffering

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If u see 1 of these

The only option is….

RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!

Up this if u think it’s funny

I thought i saw an allo turns out it was a sarco killed it

Allosauruses have ALLO at the front of their name because they like to eat allo plants 🪴 get it, hahaha 🤣 please leave a like thank you for reading!

Me: *exist*

Allo: G E T O U T T H E W A Y B * T C H G E T O U T T H E W A Y

Fun fact but not that fun... When you go far away from your base, even if you cage your allo, he will find a way to get out. I built a base on the beach and its not very funny when you come back to your base and see your only one allo on the sea with jellyfish very close to him...

Cmon,decontaminate on airship or bola ur friend

Someone:whatever happened to,the boy that i once knew?the boy that said HE'D BE TRUE

Oh no oh no The allosaur is here

(bruh its a song oh no)yeetus deletus

They like Noi speaking Japanese.ignore the name carno on this dino.

Roses are red violets are blue when you hear these roar in a pack of two you are screwed

Roses are red, Violets are blue. If i see you, bola your dude.

Just bring your friends and run