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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
The Overseer sent Allosauruses down to control the Gigantasaurus population... I certainly worked...
You all are wrong my brother tamed one no problem๐๐๐๐๐๐ช๐ป๐ช๐ป๐ช๐ป๐ช๐ป(With so help from his Dino army)
Real men knock it out with their fist and tame with cooked fish meat
Go to Scorched Earth or Aberration to escape the W R A T H
"So basicly if you ever find one alone with the group buff it's a ripoff alpha rex." -Helena Walker's allosaurus dossier part that got ripped out by a alone allosaurus with the group buff.
Me:I see some allos there is a cliff nearby and I am thinking about taming a allosaurus allosaurus:HUNGRY!!! Me:this cliff is high enough Allosaurus:CHOMP!!!!!
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WHY!!! I AM TRYING TO TAME AN EQUUS GET OUT OF HERE (dies and loses high level equus)
Well I read something online that said it was a passive tame. ITS NOT RUN!!!!
I am an Allo
I come in three
I will creep you
And eat some meat
If u tame me
Youโll realize
I canโt jump or roar
I am a giga,
Evo 1
They protecc
They atacc
But most importantly
They come in pacc of freaking NINE AND MULTIPLY WITH THEIR STUPID ORANGISH DUSTY SUBSTANCE CRAZILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEWARE, U CANT KILL EM.
BEWAAAARE!!!!!
It's just a cool looking and powerful that can easily take over a rex if it has it's pack boost
Haha they are bad I'm in some sweet tech gear and went down to 1 third hp with tech blaster too they ez mode what you talking about. so GG
Tintoberries are red,
Azuleberries are blue,
There is a few behind us,
Time to bola you.
You'll find out soon enough.
You're fate is to die,
You'll oof out soon enough,
It is time to ask why.
Girl: wanna come over?
Me: no I am playing Ark.
Girl: I have level 200 Allo.
Me: ๐
The legend of Ellanora (Ep2)
โI remember my name.โ Ella said. โItโs Ella.โ She looked around to see several people around her facepalm. โNo... not qui-.โ Ella backed up. โYouโre all crazy!โ She said, fear in her eyes. โThatโs the only thing I know for sure, and I wonโt let you guys take it from me!โ She ran from the room, clutching her side. Despite the pain, she continued to run, and didnโt look back. Whatever that place was, she could tell that wasnโt where she should be. She felt like she used to be there a lot, and should maybe go back, but right now, she knew she belonged somewhere else. Even if she was hurt. After runnning for awhile, she found herself in the woods. She got some wood and thatch from the trees, and began to set up camp.
Raptor: want to have a child
Rex: yes
The baby allo: sppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedddddd!!!!
Allos are the child of raptors and rexs change my mind
This thing sounds awesome, I want one. Where can I find one?
Tamed 6 allos and sent them to battle alpha Rex while I rode a Yuty. My 2 highest lvl survived and I thought they were a breeding pair. Got back to base and theyโre both female (Iโm cooked)