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What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2018-07-14T23:43:14+00:00

Once I found one in a rock wall ...... I though the other thought my Dino’s where his mate lol

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2018-07-13T18:25:20+00:00

These guys are the reason nobody has a base in the highlands.

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2021-12-24T20:56:16+00:00

Is just me or every time I see them it is when I'm trying to tame something in the red woods/mountain

score 0 · Answer 4 · 2021-12-10T00:34:31+00:00

tried to kill after see it kill 3 bronto i killed all 3 no damage tooken

score 0 · Answer 5 · 2021-12-09T13:37:05+00:00

Fighting a single allosaurus:

The allosaurus(es) in the nearby area: There's nothing stronger than a family.

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2021-11-08T02:20:52+00:00

Alpha Rex + Alpha carno = baby Allo

score 0 · Answer 7 · 2021-11-03T13:01:29+00:00

Imagine you log into your world and see that your base is completely destroyed and you see that every creatures of yours are dead and if you look behind u see 5 level 240 allos. THEN R.I.P

score 0 · Answer 8 · 2021-10-23T21:42:30+00:00

A allosaurus pack gets killed by a dilo,the allosaurus has never seen such bulls**t.

score 0 · Answer 9 · 2021-09-25T13:58:00+00:00

Fiind a white one,tame it,name it indominus rex,put it in an cage and boom u made jurrassic park

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2021-09-17T21:48:24+00:00

Carno(speed)+rex(power)+spino(coolness)=allosaurus

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2021-09-17T07:55:32+00:00

Allo: *eats titanosaur in 3 seconds*

Me: oooooooohhhhh

Me: small, Strong rex!

Friend: *cassually bola ing you*

Friend: bye! Oooohh ur 99999999999999 giga is cmn with me

Allo: * stares at you like you cooked and ate its egg*

narrator: the next thing you know that you are in side a cave with spikes which closed and now your a brown coloured weired ball.

._.

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2021-06-03T20:12:28+00:00

Me and my friend had to try and get them away from our base and it is a absolute nightmare!!!

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2021-06-02T16:41:25+00:00

The reason I don't spawn in "chalk cliffs" on valguero

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2021-05-28T18:35:27+00:00

1.1 is uncomplete squad

2 . Is a lethal squad

3. Is sucidal mission

4 . Is a elite demon

5 is a bodyguard to the boss

6. Is really strong

7. Is satan himself

8 is an even copy of satan

9 is a angel bodyguard

10 is GOD HIMSELF

11 is a 3 clone of GOD himself

12 is Jesus himself

score 0 · Answer 15 · 2021-05-16T11:44:31+00:00

WHY DO THESE THINGS SPAWN EVERYWHERE ON THE BEACH ON VALGUERO

score 0 · Answer 16 · 2021-05-15T20:09:10+00:00

There's a guy on the server who traded his only giga egg (which he stole) for two allos. He now has about 57 allos after breeding and is now my allo plug.

He scares me

score 0 · Answer 17 · 2021-05-15T12:09:03+00:00

i like how i just left my taming allo alone with 10 prime meat and the minute i come back it’s tamed

i only used 2 bio toxin

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2021-05-15T10:58:17+00:00

Allosaurus has never see so much cap before

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2021-04-09T11:34:12+00:00

JUST RUN YOUR BOOGERS OUT OF YOUR NOSE JUST RUN