What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Those tings are so strong as a t-Rex
All time I spawn in hard spaces this guy shows up everyone that’s why I spawn in mouse immediately spaces plz help me pls
They are super fast and can kill you very fast why they so fast😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I was k I l l I n g a turtle when allos jumped off the cliff near me thankfully I didn’t d I e I had to move all my tames farther up the beach
He first time I spawned this mother f*cker killed a griffen and then me it was lvl 10 I died with it at 10 health ironic right?
I call my Allo Alia because it always has a spasm when ever I get a pump
Once I found one in a rock wall ...... I though the other thought my Dino’s where his mate lol
These guys are the reason nobody has a base in the highlands.
Its a raptor on steroides, if you got a pack of 3, then youre pretty much a bully
Is just me or every time I see them it is when I'm trying to tame something in the red woods/mountain
tried to kill after see it kill 3 bronto i killed all 3 no damage tooken
Fighting a single allosaurus:
The allosaurus(es) in the nearby area: There's nothing stronger than a family.
Eu estava andando pelo ark e vih um alô Sauro e descidi desliga pq era a cobrar
O alo e muito feliz um Dino tão legal divertido e engraçado não tem outro
Xade
Alpha Rex + Alpha carno = baby Allo
Imagine you log into your world and see that your base is completely destroyed and you see that every creatures of yours are dead and if you look behind u see 5 level 240 allos. THEN R.I.P
A allosaurus pack gets killed by a dilo,the allosaurus has never seen such bulls**t.
Fiind a white one,tame it,name it indominus rex,put it in an cage and boom u made jurrassic park
Carno(speed)+rex(power)+spino(coolness)=allosaurus