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What are some funny jokes or stories about the allosaurus? Funny allosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 2 · Answer 1 · 2020-11-27T18:53:33+00:00

You spawn on beach you see a allo you turn around then look back hes closer you keep staring his friends are behind you

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2020-10-31T00:53:19+00:00

(Allo)Ha you.

(Me) oh me?

Allo(Can I tell you something.

(Me)um... sure

(Allo)RUN.(me)wtf ahhhhh

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2020-10-06T05:30:12+00:00

Ion was gonna tame a carno and I saw these guys mistaking them for carnos I got killed😫

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2020-09-28T03:26:50+00:00

I was raised by one of these yesterday. Lol the 5 max lvl theros could barely take down one so we lost big time. Also, RIP steel. He was a sarco I had and bravely defended against a different raid.

#SteelLivesOn #Allos=Death

score 3 · Answer 5 · 2019-01-01T11:49:09+00:00

Don’t lead a pack into another pack right now there is about 7 Allosaurus’s near my base

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2018-09-23T19:56:48+00:00

Things to do if you see it 1 sacrifice tour friend or you take 2 be scared 3 Look behind you 4 run away screaming

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2022-07-06T21:48:33+00:00

I was taking a rex and one jumped up on me and scared the $@*# out of me

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2022-06-25T06:08:40+00:00

No joke I was riding through the highlands in ragnarok when a level 90 allo jamp out at me luckily I had my breed Equus and I kicked it until it knocked long story short I have an allo at level 30

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2022-05-22T10:48:49+00:00

If you eat da brain you will be smart🤓🤓

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2020-06-14T23:52:45+00:00

There might be a few chapters of The Journey To The Abberation Trench on here.. Please dont read until story is out story has the other chapters sorry I kept forgeting to put it on story

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2020-05-13T23:49:54+00:00

Allo: do you like jazz?

Me: turns around

Allo: (smiles)

Me: gah! (Runs)

Allo:was it something I said? (Eats me)

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2020-04-15T11:53:03+00:00

Mine is kind of like my 8 year old brother. Every 2 steps he’s like waa hold me hold me! Then falls and wines even more.and that’s why I prefer the Spino.

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2020-04-02T21:38:34+00:00

I play on mobile and I have the god console (check store of mobile) I was looking for a griffin but if there was a griffin there was an allo. I found a briefness without an allo, knocked it out and went to get prime meat. Seconds later I came back and the griffin was being eaten by an allo.

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2022-04-05T14:06:34+00:00

Allosaurus had never seen such bullish!t before.

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2022-03-30T20:49:09+00:00

Run!! Away!!! Fast!!!

Seriously run!!!!

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2022-03-25T06:37:13+00:00

My allo is level 100 don’t have a pack yet but I will soon he he he

score 2 · Answer 17 · 2020-01-20T15:58:29+00:00

First time I tryed to trank one it was in a pack of three and they killed me four times than I got mad and killed all three..... third time they all died.... AGAIN and the same thing happened the forth time and the fith time I lost it in the ocean...... im still trying to get one....... :(......... so if you want to tame a allosaurus hv a plan...... like put it in a trap.... that is all i hv to say

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2020-01-09T02:50:44+00:00

Me and the boys at 2am lookin for BEANS!

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2019-10-08T23:43:35+00:00

tamin a giga. easy stuf. but runin from these is another story

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2018-01-07T14:59:12+00:00

The alpha allo is the daddy watch out 😏😏😏