at the night..

me: whats that.. oh.. its. its. IT IS A RAPTOR!! i need raptor to my army lets go to tame it

me:*you were killed by Allosaurus*

That the story of how I tame one I bonk it with unga bonga stick till he fall as sleep and yes I died 50 millions time

Allosaurus: dinner!

Me: aaaaaahhhhh ruuun!

After dying 8 times I Finally got a allo 5 minutes later on the ride back home he was killed by two tickle chickens 😑😔

I have two rexes and two allos now I portend they are family

Hippity hoppity your body is now my property

As you can see this is the end of the world as we know it everybody!

if you found an allosaur in multiplayer and have a friend with you bola your friend drop some meat and run as fast as you can may the madness be with your friend

I was minding my own business when he busted threw my thatch wall and killed me and my 20 dodo along with my dilo

Roses are red violets are blue your dino will be red and so will you

I tamed it just so it would stop killing my tames…

Don’t worry if you can’t find them just knock out your 150 perfect tame Rex and they will be happy to introduce themselves to you and your Rex

You ever just open the door of your house after having survived a night without being raided and see all of your precious tames outside enjoying the nice fresh air? The bliss of stepping out a few feet to admire your well put together base when all of a sudden... (BLISH BUUAMP BLISH BLUAMP) 3 level 115 Alliosauruses chomping away at your beautiful raptor family and your precious summer home.. and as rush to save what you can you have soon realize that after your death, your bed is destroyed, your tames are on passive, and you haven’t placed a sleeping bag since your first tamed dodo on bob beach. Life is grand.

Me: getting metal with wyvern lvl 287

Doesn't hear falling star sound

Allo: wow what a nice place to spawn

Allo2: yeah and look at that wyvern just sitting there

Last thing last I am making a grave for my wyvern

A is for the Allosaur that just saw you

B is for BOLA YOUR FRIEND

i just want to tame a rex but im not see a rex.i going far away from my home to tame a rex.

me:wat?yay i finally found a rex

allos:im not a rex

me:killed by allosaurus

Simple. Just call 911, that's it

To tame simply walk up to one with meat and feed it. It’s friends are sure to bow down to you in thanks as well!

Oh, i see your taming a level 157 raptor? Don’t mind if i do! (Kills raptor)

Just run that’s it just run it don’t matter just run