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What the heck is it?

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What the heck is it?! It is literal death. No death angel passing over me today; it’s not Passover (if you know Catholic beliefs. pls don’t be offended if u don’t know.).

My wooden spikes I worked hard on: die.

My thatch house (thank the Lord above that I have many houses): die.

My dodo: die.

My perfect spawning point for sarcos (taming reasons and level reasons): die.

This is because of the STUPID PACK THAT GETS STUPID PREY AND EATS THE STUPID PREY AND THEN THE STUPID PREY RUNS TOWARDS MY HOUSE AND THEN THE STUPID PACK KILLS ME AND THEN THE STUPID PREY LURES IT EVEN MORE TOWARDS MY HOUSE AND THEN THE STUPID ALPHA EATS ME!

See, my reasoning for wanting to KILL THEM AND EAT THEM AND NEVER LET THEM LIVE!

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