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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
What are tips for argentavis saddle? Tips and strategies for argentavis saddle in ARK: Survival Ascended & Evolved.
Defeat the Lava golem on ragnarok and you can get some of these no matter what level you are, use a velo from extinction and some grappling hooks and you’lol be rolling in loot!
Metal weight is cut in half for this.."…………….
Nope and Nope, I honestly hate both those people, well, more than I hate my owner. What I’m trying to say is that neither of them are my owner
-Lolbit
Hold on, think think think. Maybe your owner is surviver?
-shadow
S-s-s-shit! H-h-h-how?
*electricity starts to form around Lolbit as if she’s malfunctioning*
N-n-n-no! H-h-h-h-he can’t hurt me anymore! H-h-h-h-he’s gone!
*disappears in a cloud of black mist*
-Lolbit
Discovering Lolbit
Ep 3
Welcome back! Im your host Lolbit and lets dive rigth in!
So as ive said before, i want to get back to my roleplay, but for that i need you guys to guess who i am. So your probably wondering, why cant i just tell you guys? Well, THATS NO FUN! IT RUINS THE WHOLE POINT! Today i am going to give you some hints.
A hint on who i fear
The person i fear is best known for saying "i always come back" and has died like three times
A hint on who my owner is
Okay, so, as ive said before,
I AM NOT SWAMP GUY
I AM NOT SHADOW
I AM NOT ANY OF THE OG'S K?
I AM ALSO NOT LAMPREY OR APEX OR MANTICORE
so, just constantly make guesses of people i havent listed and maybe youll be able to narrow it down
Thats all for now folks!
-Lolbit
Can anyone help me to get its saddle before level 62
Chitin is best farmed off of Mantis, centipede, sliders and scorpions!!
You can repair things in it just tested it out
Alright, i have a list of fanfictioners to guess lolbit. Hjk?
-shadow
Hey, lolbit. I'd like you to meet someone.
*a portal opens and william afton walks through*
"Hello."
-shadow
Lol, I knew it would be easy, but I needed to give you guys a shove in the right direction, well, technically you don’t need that but whatever
-Lolbit
*laughs*
How did i guess, you ask? Oh, i have something much more powerful than anything in existance, a GOD OF THE UNIVERSE! ITS NAME STRIKES FEAR IN THE HEART OF ITS ENEMYS! ITS NAME, ITS NAME IS...
*dramatic pause*
GOOGLE!!!
-an over dramatic shadow
Discovering Lolbit
Ep 2
Welcome back to Discovering Lolbit! I’m your host, Lolbit, so let’s dive in!
Okay, first off, I have two birthdays, my owners birthday, and the day I separated from my owner, my birthday is close to another holiday so I’m extra powerful. So, you may be wondering how to get rid of me, well for starters, I’m only sharing this info so I can get on with my dang role play. To get rid of me, or come close, you’d have to do a sayonce, you might be wondering why not an exscorsism. An exscorsism wouldn’t work because those are for RELEASING demons, but what you want is to give me back to my owner, sayonces are for inviting demons into your body, or in this case, me. You’d need to find my owner, set up the regular sayonce Star with a circle around it, and then trap me in the center with my owner some how. Once I’m in the center with my owner you must recite a chant to “encourage me” to go into my owners body, or, just piss me off, it’s worked before! Once I’m in my owners body they will become extremely powerful, more than they already are, more powerful than shadow, and your probably wondering why, so I’m going to tell you. By now my owner has regenerated the traits and emotions I stole along with the ability to develop my own power, so putting me in my owners body would make them even more powerful, with only a few side effects. So, I previously mentioned side affects, well, putting me in my owners body would make them more powerful, but, um, it might also give them split personality’s, but that’s nothing to worry about, probably. Anyway, once my animatronic suit collapses to the ground you’ll know I’m in my owners body, careful, I can’t tell you everything.
Sorry to cut this one shorter than the other, I try to use each episode to explain one thing, in this case, getting rid of me.
-Lolbit
Discovering Lolbit
Ep 1
Welcome to my little tv show called Discovering Lolbit! In this show I will be telling you mainly about myself.
Okay, let’s start here, I am a manifestation of SOMEONES traits and emotions. My owner was working on a spell and messed up, creating me, i am what happens if you try to delete some of your traits (that’s not what they where trying to do though), I, stole some of my owners traits and emotions in the process of mu creation. My owner, realizing what they had done, cast a spell to get rid of me, but they messed up again, they only managed to turn me into a creature similar to a ghost, while putting a spell on themselves causing them to forget all about me.
I ran, I went looking for a life, a purpose, I was just a big ball of anger, hate, selfishness, and other bad traits and emotions, what purpose did I have. One day I came across a little pizzeria, it was...happy...a humanoid bunny and bear on stage, they looked like robots, but they didn’t move like it, they couldn’t see me though, they couldn’t if they tried, I was basically a ghost and they where to focused on the kids surrounding them. I wandered around the place, I came into a room filled with robots, they where not dancing like the ones on stage, just sitting there, empty. Something caught my eye, I looked and saw a white fox robot, with orange and purple, I went closer, but it sucked me in. I sat in the robot, staring at the door, I had only been there a few moments and heard screaming, I saw white orbs, ghosts, float into the robots and all of a sudden they where alive. The others where confused, just then the rabbit came in, it was a yellowish gold color, it told us what we where who we where, I, was Lolbit, he told them not to get attached to me, I would be moved, I was confused, they left, I sat there. I sat there for an hour, or at least that’s what I thought, I must have fallen asleep. then I got up, I walked out, the place was dark, they noticed me, the gold robot no longer here, the bear, not the same gold yellow one from earlier, a brown one, Freddy, they said his name was, told me to go back, I refused, he ordered the others to grab me. Just before the others could grab me, we all heard a noise, the others disappeared, but I found them, there was a child, they turned around and went back to there stages, I stayed, I stared, I licked my lips, I did what none of them would have done, I ate it, along with it’s soul. The gold rabbit saw what it did, it looked at me, angry, it ran up and pulled a cord from my back, but just before he did, I felt more powerful, I was more than some ghost. When the rabbit pulled the cord, I blacked out. I woke up, I was tied up, I broke free, I ran, Freddy hated me, the gold rabbit despised me, I was not welcome, I left. I walked, then, I found it, the place where the suit sucked me in, I changed it, it was mine now, it was Lolbits pizzeria. I created my own little gang, Freddy was furious, I had no idea what happens to the gold rabbit, this was mine. I found others, I fixed them, I had full control.
I have the ability to take control of my owner whenever I want, like a venom or carnage simboyat (pretty sure I spelled it wrong) my metal suit encases my owner whenever I feel like it, I can also posses other people. After I take control of my owner, well, they won’t remember a single thing I did as them when I’m done. I have different ability’s then my owner since I am not them, more a memory, memory’s don’t have your power, they have there own. In case you haven’t noticed, I’m insane. I only fear one person.
Well! I hope you all enjoyed Discovering Lolbit! I will post a new episode as soon as I can!
-Lolbit
There more strong then they look keep your distance please
Hey lolbit, i joined a xbox server on the island, its a pve crossplay server. If you want to join just switch the map the the island and pve and search 839. It should bring up a server. Not sure if mobile people will be able to join, but still.
-shadow
Best bird for weight and weight reduction
whenever im trying to farm chiton or kerating MY GOD DAMN RAPTOR COMES AND EATS THE SCORPION LIKE BROOOO!
What level do you get it at and this birds take a lot of Arrows
So be prepared!