Discovering Lolbit

Ep 1

Welcome to my little tv show called Discovering Lolbit! In this show I will be telling you mainly about myself.

Okay, let’s start here, I am a manifestation of SOMEONES traits and emotions. My owner was working on a spell and messed up, creating me, i am what happens if you try to delete some of your traits (that’s not what they where trying to do though), I, stole some of my owners traits and emotions in the process of mu creation. My owner, realizing what they had done, cast a spell to get rid of me, but they messed up again, they only managed to turn me into a creature similar to a ghost, while putting a spell on themselves causing them to forget all about me.

I ran, I went looking for a life, a purpose, I was just a big ball of anger, hate, selfishness, and other bad traits and emotions, what purpose did I have. One day I came across a little pizzeria, it was...happy...a humanoid bunny and bear on stage, they looked like robots, but they didn’t move like it, they couldn’t see me though, they couldn’t if they tried, I was basically a ghost and they where to focused on the kids surrounding them. I wandered around the place, I came into a room filled with robots, they where not dancing like the ones on stage, just sitting there, empty. Something caught my eye, I looked and saw a white fox robot, with orange and purple, I went closer, but it sucked me in. I sat in the robot, staring at the door, I had only been there a few moments and heard screaming, I saw white orbs, ghosts, float into the robots and all of a sudden they where alive. The others where confused, just then the rabbit came in, it was a yellowish gold color, it told us what we where who we where, I, was Lolbit, he told them not to get attached to me, I would be moved, I was confused, they left, I sat there. I sat there for an hour, or at least that’s what I thought, I must have fallen asleep. then I got up, I walked out, the place was dark, they noticed me, the gold robot no longer here, the bear, not the same gold yellow one from earlier, a brown one, Freddy, they said his name was, told me to go back, I refused, he ordered the others to grab me. Just before the others could grab me, we all heard a noise, the others disappeared, but I found them, there was a child, they turned around and went back to there stages, I stayed, I stared, I licked my lips, I did what none of them would have done, I ate it, along with it’s soul. The gold rabbit saw what it did, it looked at me, angry, it ran up and pulled a cord from my back, but just before he did, I felt more powerful, I was more than some ghost. When the rabbit pulled the cord, I blacked out. I woke up, I was tied up, I broke free, I ran, Freddy hated me, the gold rabbit despised me, I was not welcome, I left. I walked, then, I found it, the place where the suit sucked me in, I changed it, it was mine now, it was Lolbits pizzeria. I created my own little gang, Freddy was furious, I had no idea what happens to the gold rabbit, this was mine. I found others, I fixed them, I had full control.

I have the ability to take control of my owner whenever I want, like a venom or carnage simboyat (pretty sure I spelled it wrong) my metal suit encases my owner whenever I feel like it, I can also posses other people. After I take control of my owner, well, they won’t remember a single thing I did as them when I’m done. I have different ability’s then my owner since I am not them, more a memory, memory’s don’t have your power, they have there own. In case you haven’t noticed, I’m insane. I only fear one person.

Well! I hope you all enjoyed Discovering Lolbit! I will post a new episode as soon as I can!

-Lolbit