Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Defeat the Lava golem on ragnarok and you can get some of these no matter what level you are, use a velo from extinction and some grappling hooks and you’lol be rolling in loot!
-BREAKING NEWS-
Lolbit
Yes! As you might have guessed, Lolbit is back! And seems to be stronger than ever, and also wants to consume your souls, wait, what did I just say?
The Kidnapped Child
It seems Shadows child melody had been captured by Manticores forces and has only recently been freed
Closing?
Lolbits Pizzeria has closed due to, um, let’s see, Ah! Here it is! Due to hundreds of shadow animatronics guarding it, isn’t that nice?
New Story’s arrive
It seems the author WhiteWinterTiger has started two new stories, Allys Hope in argent and Zero in enforcer. The author manticore has also posted a new story in argent but I forgot the name of it so, um, check it out!
President, wait didn’t I run for that?
Sadly, Lava has become president, which is annoying, and people are already planning rebellions! Not me though, wait, does threatening to destroy Dododexia count as rebelling?
Ark Servers
Apparently there is a chance of someone creating a ark server on mobile or Xbox or something, WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY, I want to join but I, um, can’t for reasons I won’t say, Xbox or mobile, I can’t, I also know another fanfictioner who has the same issue
Apex
Apparently Apex is getting stronger and preparing to kill us or something
Q&A
So, I need more things for my news channel, if people wanna ask me some questions in therizino claws, I will gladly answer them on here
That’s all for now folks!
Always remember,
LOLBITS NEWS IS SUPERIOR!
I’m a glitch in the system, cant outrun, better watch your step, if not I’ll come
#FF4L
-Lolbit
S-s-s-shit! H-h-h-how?
*electricity starts to form around Lolbit as if she’s malfunctioning*
N-n-n-no! H-h-h-h-he can’t hurt me anymore! H-h-h-h-he’s gone!
*disappears in a cloud of black mist*
-Lolbit
Discovering Lolbit
Ep 3
Welcome back! Im your host Lolbit and lets dive rigth in!
So as ive said before, i want to get back to my roleplay, but for that i need you guys to guess who i am. So your probably wondering, why cant i just tell you guys? Well, THATS NO FUN! IT RUINS THE WHOLE POINT! Today i am going to give you some hints.
A hint on who i fear
The person i fear is best known for saying "i always come back" and has died like three times
A hint on who my owner is
Okay, so, as ive said before,
I AM NOT SWAMP GUY
I AM NOT SHADOW
I AM NOT ANY OF THE OG'S K?
I AM ALSO NOT LAMPREY OR APEX OR MANTICORE
so, just constantly make guesses of people i havent listed and maybe youll be able to narrow it down
Thats all for now folks!
-Lolbit
Discovering Lolbit
Ep 2
Welcome back to Discovering Lolbit! I’m your host, Lolbit, so let’s dive in!
Okay, first off, I have two birthdays, my owners birthday, and the day I separated from my owner, my birthday is close to another holiday so I’m extra powerful. So, you may be wondering how to get rid of me, well for starters, I’m only sharing this info so I can get on with my dang role play. To get rid of me, or come close, you’d have to do a sayonce, you might be wondering why not an exscorsism. An exscorsism wouldn’t work because those are for RELEASING demons, but what you want is to give me back to my owner, sayonces are for inviting demons into your body, or in this case, me. You’d need to find my owner, set up the regular sayonce Star with a circle around it, and then trap me in the center with my owner some how. Once I’m in the center with my owner you must recite a chant to “encourage me” to go into my owners body, or, just piss me off, it’s worked before! Once I’m in my owners body they will become extremely powerful, more than they already are, more powerful than shadow, and your probably wondering why, so I’m going to tell you. By now my owner has regenerated the traits and emotions I stole along with the ability to develop my own power, so putting me in my owners body would make them even more powerful, with only a few side effects. So, I previously mentioned side affects, well, putting me in my owners body would make them more powerful, but, um, it might also give them split personality’s, but that’s nothing to worry about, probably. Anyway, once my animatronic suit collapses to the ground you’ll know I’m in my owners body, careful, I can’t tell you everything.
Sorry to cut this one shorter than the other, I try to use each episode to explain one thing, in this case, getting rid of me.
-Lolbit
Discovering Lolbit
Ep 1
Welcome to my little tv show called Discovering Lolbit! In this show I will be telling you mainly about myself.
Okay, let’s start here, I am a manifestation of SOMEONES traits and emotions. My owner was working on a spell and messed up, creating me, i am what happens if you try to delete some of your traits (that’s not what they where trying to do though), I, stole some of my owners traits and emotions in the process of mu creation. My owner, realizing what they had done, cast a spell to get rid of me, but they messed up again, they only managed to turn me into a creature similar to a ghost, while putting a spell on themselves causing them to forget all about me.
I ran, I went looking for a life, a purpose, I was just a big ball of anger, hate, selfishness, and other bad traits and emotions, what purpose did I have. One day I came across a little pizzeria, it was...happy...a humanoid bunny and bear on stage, they looked like robots, but they didn’t move like it, they couldn’t see me though, they couldn’t if they tried, I was basically a ghost and they where to focused on the kids surrounding them. I wandered around the place, I came into a room filled with robots, they where not dancing like the ones on stage, just sitting there, empty. Something caught my eye, I looked and saw a white fox robot, with orange and purple, I went closer, but it sucked me in. I sat in the robot, staring at the door, I had only been there a few moments and heard screaming, I saw white orbs, ghosts, float into the robots and all of a sudden they where alive. The others where confused, just then the rabbit came in, it was a yellowish gold color, it told us what we where who we where, I, was Lolbit, he told them not to get attached to me, I would be moved, I was confused, they left, I sat there. I sat there for an hour, or at least that’s what I thought, I must have fallen asleep. then I got up, I walked out, the place was dark, they noticed me, the gold robot no longer here, the bear, not the same gold yellow one from earlier, a brown one, Freddy, they said his name was, told me to go back, I refused, he ordered the others to grab me. Just before the others could grab me, we all heard a noise, the others disappeared, but I found them, there was a child, they turned around and went back to there stages, I stayed, I stared, I licked my lips, I did what none of them would have done, I ate it, along with it’s soul. The gold rabbit saw what it did, it looked at me, angry, it ran up and pulled a cord from my back, but just before he did, I felt more powerful, I was more than some ghost. When the rabbit pulled the cord, I blacked out. I woke up, I was tied up, I broke free, I ran, Freddy hated me, the gold rabbit despised me, I was not welcome, I left. I walked, then, I found it, the place where the suit sucked me in, I changed it, it was mine now, it was Lolbits pizzeria. I created my own little gang, Freddy was furious, I had no idea what happens to the gold rabbit, this was mine. I found others, I fixed them, I had full control.
I have the ability to take control of my owner whenever I want, like a venom or carnage simboyat (pretty sure I spelled it wrong) my metal suit encases my owner whenever I feel like it, I can also posses other people. After I take control of my owner, well, they won’t remember a single thing I did as them when I’m done. I have different ability’s then my owner since I am not them, more a memory, memory’s don’t have your power, they have there own. In case you haven’t noticed, I’m insane. I only fear one person.
Well! I hope you all enjoyed Discovering Lolbit! I will post a new episode as soon as I can!
-Lolbit
Hmmm, I would love to join, but I can’t, I am busy planning to destroy you all, also, I was planning on posting how to kind of kill me, or at least get rid of me, so, MANTICORE, you better be nice or I won’t do it
-Lolbit
-BREAKING NEWS-
Lolbit News
Turns out some people ACTUALLY like my news channel and I don’t even post it that much
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-technical difficulties-
Shadows probably inconvenient death
It’s AMAZING! SOMEONE ACTUALLY MANAGED TO KILL THE ANNOYING PEST SHADOW! Oh, but apparently she was brought to back to life by survivor, HOW DARE HE
Dark ones inconvenient death
Unfortunately, when shadow died, dark one died, but don’t be sad! I brought him back to life as well! Yayyyyyyyyy(and no, I am not being sarcastic)
Apex
Apex is a god now! I think he changed his name or something but I’m insane so I don’t pay that much attention, anyway, so um, make sure to say the d word a lot so you can all die beautifully painful deaths, I will sit and watch
News on dyes being taken over
Okay so, it seems that I-, I mean Lolbit, is trying to take over the dyes again with multiple people. Several people have become Lolbits followers, such as Ghost, Ghoul, Goblin, a lot of G’s, and someone else’s name, that I forgot. Lolbit has also teamed up with Dark one and Thrax, god of the void, so, theresaninetyninepointnineprecentchanceyouwillalldie
The beginning of the end
The popular fanfictioner, WhiteWinterTiger, is planning an amazing finale for Ally’s Hope. Wait. Did you think I would use a title that sounded cool on just someone’s finale of a story? If you did, well, YOUR STUPID, here’s what I was really gonna say. It seems Survivor has destroyed purple hq, where WhiteWinterTiger lives, and since she was already mentally unstable due to me taking over the dyes again, shadow dying, other things, caused her to rage in dragon form and completely obliterate sky dye, isn’t that nice? Here’s a fun fact, I sat and watched from a distance, and didn’t do anything about it even though I could have stopped her! Wonderful
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY THIS, WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER
okay, so, I might be mentally insane and extremely g-g-g-g-g-glitchy, but I do have good ideas sometimes so if you ever need some new ideas I am happy to help
TRAITORS!!!!
It seems that there is AN IMPOSTER IN MY ARMY, manticore has previously stated that he has inside intel given to him by someone in my army, one of my followers, it’s a good thing I have a plan to deal with that, and I also didn’t tell anyone my legit plan, yeah that’s right, when someone asked me what my plan was, well, I lied, I didn’t give full details, MY plans are MUCH more detailed than that, how stupid are you people?
Always remember
LOLBIT NEWS IS SUPERIOR
I’m a glitch in the system, cant outrun, better watch your step, if not I’ll come
-Lolbit
@LolBit
Well that’s really confusing then
-Lamprey
Bruh, are you even paying attention? Shadow just guessed who it was
-Lolbit
Is your owner Apex? Or Lamprey?
-Manticore
Shadowwwwwwwwwwwwww, you weren’t supposed to be the one to guess it…
Eh whatever
Yeah you where right
NOW MOVE ALONG
I HAVE PEOPLE TO KILL
-A very enraged and hungry Lolbit
Hmmmmm.... what about Wwt?(i know lamprey guessed them, but i just want to make sure)
-shsdow
Nope and Nope, I honestly hate both those people, well, more than I hate my owner. What I’m trying to say is that neither of them are my owner
-Lolbit
Hold on, think think think. Maybe your owner is surviver?
-shadow
Alright, i have a list of fanfictioners to guess lolbit. Hjk?
-shadow
Hey, lolbit. I'd like you to meet someone.
*a portal opens and william afton walks through*
"Hello."
-shadow
Lol, I knew it would be easy, but I needed to give you guys a shove in the right direction, well, technically you don’t need that but whatever
-Lolbit
*laughs*
How did i guess, you ask? Oh, i have something much more powerful than anything in existance, a GOD OF THE UNIVERSE! ITS NAME STRIKES FEAR IN THE HEART OF ITS ENEMYS! ITS NAME, ITS NAME IS...
*dramatic pause*
GOOGLE!!!
-an over dramatic shadow
Chitin is best farmed off of Mantis, centipede, sliders and scorpions!!