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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

What are tips for white coloring? Tips and strategies for white coloring in ARK: Survival Ascended & Evolved.
I honestly jave no idea.
-shadow
Heheheheheh, Nergal, I need your help to make some of Lolbit’s agents, disappear.
-Manticore
Why the hell did everybody just become gods???
—Ryukenmaxximus
You really do seem like the God of Bloodshed, Lolbit. Sure, I’ll make an exception.
And Manticore: God of Knowledge works for you. Haha.
- President Loki
Ahhhh, God of Magic? Maybe I’ll be god of knowledge. Or why not both?
-Manticore
I’m the elemental of fire!
“ if you ever cared to ask good for y…”
-lava
OOOOoOooOOoooo, can I be the god of bloodshed?
-Lolbit
*blinks*
Ummmmm, let me check.
*looks through backpack*
Ah, heres some. That'll 1 dollar.
-the shadow scout buissness
Do you have human souls and chocolate chip
-Skeleton
*peace keeper walks in*
"I might need to re plan this expedition.. call over the others.. not right know though.."
*Looks around and sees many dead people and skeletons..*
"Sheesh.. they really destroyed this place.."
[Warning: level 4 radiation detected, turning radiation protection on. Time left: 19 minutes before death.]
"That's.. uhh... Nice."
*A shadow charges in*
"Huh?-"
*Punches shadow off*
Shadow: WHY ARE YOU HERE
"I'm here to investigate.. the nuke.."
Shadow: THERES NOTHING OUT HERE.. IVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR DAYS..
"Well.. you don't know that.."
Shadow: well.. really huh?
"Do you know where manticore is.."
Shadow: no.. who's.. manticore?
[LARGE ENTITIES SPOTTED]
"TOO LATE!"
Giant creatures that looked like giant skeletons with helmets and armor.
*They destroy buildings and trees*
"Oh.. god.."
*Runs underground to dome terminal*
"Oh no.."
Thousands os skeletons flowing down the stairs..
"This isn't good!"
Finally gets to terminal.
Presses dome off button
[Please enter password]
"CMON.."
Finds sticky note
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Oh forgot to say..
I hide the password in the
Laboratory.. sorry.. peacekeeper..
-signed LOLBIT
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"Really?"
Runs to laboratory..
Finds sticky note
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Oh, did I say laboratory
I meant the storage room
Sorry again peacekeeper
:)
Not
-lolbit
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"Damn you LOLBIT"
Runs to storage room
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"Finally.."
Gets back to terminal
Skeletons everywhere
Rams through all of them with Tek leggings
Tek punches the remaining ones
Puts passcode in
"Let's hope this works..."
[Dome disabled]
[NUKES BEING LAUNCHED]
"Wait what..!"
Everyone can hear the alarm from even the saddles
"I only have one chance.."
Uses portal gun
"I've done what's right.. white dye is more.."
-peace keeper/HJK
*nukes white dye and sets it on fire so Lolbit can’t take it*
-Manticore
*banging can be heard from the soil that covers shadow's broken animatronic suit*
*a group of scientists walk by and hear it*
(Scientist 1) what was that?
(Scientist 2) i dunno.
(Scientist 3) well we should obviously investigate.
(Scientist 1) well duh.
*they dig until they hit the animatronic's arm*
(Scientist 1) hey, do you remember that pizzeria we passed that had these infront of them?
(Scientist 3) how can I forget!
(Scientist 1) I think this is one's arm.
(Scientist 2) well, keep digging!
*they soon uncovered all of the parts to shadows animatronic suit*
(Scientist 2) hurry, bring it to the surface!
*they bring all of the pieces to the surface*
(Scientist 3) should we assemble it?
(Scientist 1) I think so.
*they assemble it*
(Scientist 2) hmm, it looks like..... a cat animatronic?
(Scientist 1) I didnt see any others infront of that pizzeria.
(Scientist 3) can it turn on?
*just as he says it the suit comes to life and stands up*
(Scientist 1) what the, it moves on its own?
(Scientist 3) can you talk?
Yes.
(Scientist 1) HOLY, IT CAN TALK!
(Scientist 3) this is a Scientific break through! I didnt see a batterie in the rubble, and it moves and talks on its own!
(Scientist 2) well we have to name it.
(Scientist 1) it looks like the animatronics from that one horror game, fnaf.
(Scientist 3) their names were like what kids would name they toy versions of them, like freddy is basically a giant teddy bear.
(Scientist 1) you dont think this is like those ones, right?
(Scientist 2) guys, its right here you know.
Yes, i can hear every word your saying, and i have answers.
(Scientist 3) are you one of the animatronics from fnaf?
(Scientist 1) should you be asking that?
No, its fine. No, I am not technically from fnaf, but they are real. And to you asking eachother about names, I do not have one, at least one that i can remember.
(Scientist 3) how are you alive?
I do not actually know. My master says that someone wiped my memory and he saved me. He told me to put my hand on this suit and I would go inside. He said it would protect me.
(Scientist 3) are you human?
I do not belive so. But all i can remember is to be released from this suit, someone must will me out, repeating in their mind 5 times "begone entity".
(Scientist 3) if you are not human, are you a ghost of some kind?
I believe my kind is very similar to ghosts, but not quite.
(Scientist 2) are you a living shadow or something?
Hm, yes, i believe i am a shadow.
(Scientist 3) try to remember your name.
I really do not remember. Now, I do not wish to hurt you, and Im sure you dont want me to either, so please restrain me, it will be 6:00 soon.
(Scientist 2) are you sure?
Yes, now do it quick. For at 6:00 my friendly personality gets taken over by my murderus one. Do not trust me after 6:00 until 6am. I will make something for you to restrain me in.
*a black metal room apears and animatronic shadow walks in*
Make sure to lock it with this lock.
*a black lock apears in one of the Scientist's hands and they lock shadow in*
(Scientist 1) okay, that should be good. Its 5:59.
*his watch ticks over to 6:00 and a loud banging comes from inside the box*
(Scientist 3) woah! They weren't kidding.
*they sit and wait until it turns to 6am and the banging stops and they open the door*
(Scientist 2) there, now over night we were thinking of a name for you, how about Mittens?
It will suit for now.
-shadow
*dark one walks in*
"Ahem, I am destroying this place. Manticore, you are WAY too annoying for our plans. But im not going to kill you myself, i think I'll have your "friend" do it."
*a shadow animatronic walks in*
Hello sir, you ca-l-l-lled?
"Yes shadow, now could you please get rid of this pest?"
Yes master-r-r.
*shadow charges at manticore and they go into an all out brawl*
"Ah, now to destroy this place."
*dark one walks around breaking everything*
"Ah yes, that should do. Now for MY army. CHARGE!"
*an army of shadows dash out and attack an army of skeletons*
"FIGHT!"
*shadow flys past dark ones head with an arm missing*
Must k-k-keep fighting.
*shadow charges back at manticore*
"Oh wow, after this I need to get shadow a new suit."
*a group of shadows stop fighting and a catapult apears next to them*
"Ready, FIRE!"
*black boulders launch at white dye, completly destroying it*
"Quick, get out of there! I need you to destroy more stuff!"
*all of the shadows dash out and run back to theri claws, leaving behind the ruins of white dye, and shadows broken animatronic suit with shadow trapped inside*
-a mindwashed shadow
Oh Lolbit? I was rude to you? Good. It’s rude to come in to my dye and start harassing me! I’ve got my guys chasing after you.
-Manticore
K Fine, I’ll get better defenses.
(A soviet nuke drops on the alps killing everyone who was there except me who was hanging out somewhere else)
-Manticore
Manticore! How rude!you shouldn’t go taking people’s CLOTHES off, eh, doesn’t matter, I didn’t actually need that, I just got attached to it, now, since you have given me an hour to completely obliterate this place, let’s get on with this.
*when manticore destroyed my suit it revealed a black lolbit with the same body shape as the suit, a bit smoother, less details, and glowing red eyes*
*cracks neck*
*goes around destroying all of manticores defenses*
I am well aware of all the traitors amongst me, but there’s one thing YOU don’t know, so, it doesn’t matter, they’ll all be loyal, so loyal that if they try to betray me they’ll die immediately, I won’t even have to do anything, I’m more powerful than you think
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
-Lolbit
*Dark One walks in*
Im back, and ready for revenge.
*mortar fire flys past dark one*
You think mortars will help?
*he snaps and every mortar turns into ashes*
Yawn, this is easier than stealing a lolipop from melody.
*a macaw flys in and as soon as it lands it turns into a woman*
Who are you?
"Oh, you've never heard of me? Well then your definitely not my shadow."
*the woman turns into a 10 foot long boa constrictor and starts choking dark one*
Cant.......breathe.........
*dark one melts into a shadow and apears 2 feet away gasping for air*
"Aw, does little shadow need air?"
Yes, and a lot of it.
"Too bad."
*she turns into a massive eagle and grabs dark one by the throat and flys up with him*
"No shadows to hide in now."
*she chucks him back to theri claws and lands on the ground*
*shadow walks in and starts clapping*
(Shadow) well done!
*the woman looks at shadow*
"You look a lot like me."
(Shadow) I believe thats because Im your shadow, is that not what you were looking for?
"Well, it is what I was looking for. So, your the shadow eh?"
(Shadow) apparently. So why were you looking for me?
"Well, I need you're help."
*shadow snorts*
(Shadow) YOU need MY help?!?!?! You can turn into animals, why do you need my help?
"Because I need a shadow and you are the only one i can trust."
(Shadow) what am I supposed to help with?
"Well, are you any good at rangling shadow creatures?"
(Shadow) Im a bit rusty at it.
"Well, thats better than us humans, we know nothing about rangling shadow creatures, and they're running rampant."
(Shadow) okay, then whats the plan?
"Well, we would have to start with whats new with scorched earth, then abberation, exctintion, genesis one, and genesis two."
(Shadow) so basically go in order with whats new on each map?
"Yes."
*darknone walks in again*
IM BACK!
(both of us at once) NOBODY CARES!
*a shadow laso apears in shadow's hand and she throws it around dark ones neck as the woman pulls out a dagger and puts it to his throat*
"I'd recommend you leave. Now."
*dark one scrambles away*
"Anyways, my name is Frost, pack your bags shadow, youre about to go on a journey."
-shadow, dark one, and frost(sorry manticore about dark one, he can be infuriating*snaps and the mortars come back* but really, get better defences.)
Alright, this is gonna be great.
-Ryukenmaxximus
Manticore, dark one works for no one. If one side is winning, then thats the side he chooses. If lolbit starts to lose, no doubt he will come over and join us.
-shadow
Someone is a traitor Lolbit, who is it? Dark one, perhaps? Who knows, maybe dark one isn’t even real. Ehhhh, nahhhhhhhh. Dark one probably is real, but they might be working for me. You never know, it might also be lamprey. Ehhhh, what do I know. All I do know is not everyone who stands next to you stands with you.
-Manticore