Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
CL1 you germ of a freak there is something called auto correct you simplistic dummy and Loki I don’t care what your “abilities” are it just means your a deformed weirdo your not special. None of you are. GO THE **** AWAY YOUR FREAKS. ESPECIALLY YOU UGLY FREAK MANTICORE. YOU TOO LOKI
Wolfgang
This was a test to collect all the stupid fanfiction haters I don’t hate you guys I luv ur stories. Keep writing and don’t let anyone put you down, got it? I don’t have a name but come up with one for me if you like.
*Lolbits head falls to the ground, blood splattering everywhere* now to just… *the dark shadow gets disintegrated and shadow turns normal as her fluffy friend runs up to her and licks her* consider this the only good deed that “I” will ever do! Your real friend is in shadow steak, but he’s weak! You can do nothing in order to stop the END OF THE DYES!!! I just couldn’t let it be in the hands of Lolbit and your (now gone) dark shadow! But remember that the friend you so much like, is nothing but dead weight!
-the dark, evil, psychopathic and blood seeking monster
Your life will be living hell soon!
Who the heck is coming for lolbit?
-Fluffles(shadow pet furry glider)
You can leave if you want lolbit, i gave up awhile ago
-shadow
Alright, I’m back, if you have something to say shadow you better do it now, I have plans and I also have to stop my owner from FREAKEN destroying the place because they’re mad at manticore and Lamprey, Lamprey is supposed to be taking over the dyes NOT manticore
-Lolbit
Heres your cup a tea!
*hand tea*
Thank you very much, i love the decor!
-shadow
Ah! This is nice and all but I must leave, Halloween is no longer apon us, and I am no longer as aggressive as I wish to be...I COULD ARRANGE FOR YOU TO BE MORE AGGRESSIVE...huh!? I’m just delusional, probably
-Lolbit
Hello lolbit.....
-shadow(more words)
Okay shadow, I need you to hurry up because I have a pizzeria to run and I had to have funtime Freddy and Bon Bon tell everyone I was out of order so I could come here. Also trick or treaters always come here because they think we have the best candy (which we do) but why find the ones with the lamest costumes and eat the whole group, we also take the liberty of temporarily reprogramming our shocks chips (we told a night guard that if we didint do it we’d kill him, but we killed him anyway) this only works for about an hour though so basically we get to go out and eat whoever we want. Btw here’s a random note: yesterday and the day before I consumed 157 children, I got really hungry and went on a rampage I also managed to consume another shadow, it’s not THE shadow though
-Lolbit
(I’m still hungry)
Ok, i need the basic stuff for negotiations.
*places small building with some desks and chairs*
There we go.
*places small arena*
There, if it comes down to fighting we can fight there. Hopefully P. Metallica will come and decorate.
-shadow
Is shadow supposed to be here? I don’t like leaving my shock chip alone for too long...
-Lolbit
Fan fiction Friday sounds great
-Flatworm
I guess this section is a chat section :P
Lol. Messaging App anyone(not Discord I can't log in)
-Seasnake
Yay! More chats for fanfictioners to spam!
Alright, since ive taken over shadow, this can be a dye for negotiations and peace treaties if needed.
-The Dark One
Since I've terminated a tale of dragons and dilos' should I do another fanfiction
-TDDG btw call me phoenix now ig(I guess)
No clue. I think there are supposed to be questions for us to answer.
#FF4L
- The Nazgûl
I am 13! I can’t do messaging. I have to do games and stuff.