Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Okay shadow, I need you to hurry up because I have a pizzeria to run and I had to have funtime Freddy and Bon Bon tell everyone I was out of order so I could come here. Also trick or treaters always come here because they think we have the best candy (which we do) but why find the ones with the lamest costumes and eat the whole group, we also take the liberty of temporarily reprogramming our shocks chips (we told a night guard that if we didint do it we’d kill him, but we killed him anyway) this only works for about an hour though so basically we get to go out and eat whoever we want. Btw here’s a random note: yesterday and the day before I consumed 157 children, I got really hungry and went on a rampage I also managed to consume another shadow, it’s not THE shadow though
-Lolbit
(I’m still hungry)