Yo my birthday coming up! Like, really soon.

-shadow

*the spiders are whipped back together from all around the multiverse, gathering into a sphere in the sky as their souls burst from their mouths and merge back into the One. They form back into a humanoid composed of many blue tarantulas, spinning the usual ridiculously long coat and this time an even more fancy bow tie, one last spider quickly making a fedora.*

WHY, WHYYY DOES EVERYBODY DESTROY THIS PLACE??? CAN'T I JUST KEEP A PLANET IN PEACE??!

*The colony snaps its fingers, sending a wave of blue flames to engulf what's left of sky dye, the tree where Apex ascended sending back a shield of its own red flames to avoid destruction. After the entire planet is covered with flame, the tide bounces back as it hits the colony again where it started, as the flames recede, the plants, snails, spiders, and beasts reappear*

Seriously. I'm fairly sure that destroying a planet is a war crime, go destroy blue dye or somewhere, I don't care just leave me alone with my planet.

You even made me rebuild myself. It is rude to forcefully revoke somebody's decision to temporarily die.

~Offended Poecilotheria metallica

Wait, my bday was a few days ago...does that mean I get to be super powerful too?

-WhiteWinterTiger

*slaps forehead*

P.METALLICA STOP KILLING YOURSELF IM FINE EVERYBODY FINE(i think) btw, if you have ark on xbox i joined a crossplay pve island ark server if you want to join. I couldnt find the mobile server so ive been playing that.

-shadow

*you hear a roar from a distance away*

*you hear a deep female voice speak*

Hungry for another one...

WHERE IS IT?!

*roof of sky dye breaks open revealing a white and black dragon with red glowing eyes*

*mist encases dragon*

*dragon changes from white and black to jet black, still with red eyes*

*looks around*

GROWLLLLLLLLLL

*dragon notices survivor isn’t here at the moment*

*blows fire all over sky dye*

*completely destroys sky dye*

Crap! What have I do-

RAWRRRRRRRRRRR

*flys off*

-WhiteWinterTiger

*sighs*

Lamprey, the only annoying thing about you spamming is the fact that any time I look through on google, i have to scroll for 5 years.

-shadow

🎉HAPPY BIRTHDAY APEX! 🎉 (I'm assuming it's your birthday judging by your rant on how powerful you are right now.)

~CL1

*the last thing i did before fading away was reviving P. Metallica*

You will not crush yourself because of me, live. This time, i will not have a ghost, but know that I will try my best to help from the stars.

-shadow

As long as fluffes doesnt die, then sure

"Wait, your letting them send me on a dangerous journey???"

Yup, basically.

*i scream in pain as i grow a dragon tail*

Bro, seriously, how many things to i have to grow before i turn into a dragon! Just get it over with!

*my eyes turn red*

Dont worry shadow, your transformation is almost complete! And once its complete, I, the strongest dragon in existence, will be free and unstoppable! I just have to escape this stupid pit.

*i violently shake my head and my eyes turn back to normal*

-a shadow whos painfully going through a transformation

P. Metallica lives! Also I love how even you've gotten tired of putting your whole name lol.

~CL1

P. Metallica I will have revenge, we have an endless supply of undead warriors, maybe I’ll call in the soviets.

-Manticore

Survivor... im not sitting watching spiders and mantis sit still..... im dead....... and im watching over you guys in the afterlife......

-shadows ghost

*my ghost floats over to the island and looks for you*

Where the heck are they?!?!

*notices a bunch of tentacles sticking up*

That seems a little too obvious...

*i float over to see if survivor is there*

What cage would they be in.... that ones not survivor, thats not survivor, thats not survivor, thats not survivor. Wait, what am i doing!

*floats over to one of the many cages*

Hey, do you know which cage survivor is in?

*they point to one of the cages*

Thanks man.

*i float over to the cage*

STOP GETTING YOURSELF CAPTURED, YOU ARE REMINDING ME OF MYSELF WHEN I FIRST CAME HERE!!!!!!!

*grabs a pair of bar cutters and they slip through my handz*

Shoot, forgot i was dead for a sec then. Hmmmmmm....

*sees one of rockwells servants*

Ah, i have an idea.

*floats over*

Heeeeyyyy if you dont realese that prisoner i will possess you and destroy your family!

*his eye widen and he runs over and lsts survivor go*

Alright, and you will say nothing about this to your boss, got it?

*he nods and run away*

Well, hes probably telling his boss, so survivor, how we gonna get you home? Oh, i have an idea.

*runs off and beats every boss but the overseer*

Alright, follow me, this should asend us back to dodo-dex or whatever.

*we defeat the overseer and asend back to dodo-dex*

Now, i have one thing to nail into your brain. I DONT HATE YOU, EVEN IF IM DEAD!

-shadows ghost

FLUFFLES ISNT A JERBOA DUMMY SHES A MUTATED DEINONYCHUS! HER MUTATION MAKES HER INCREDIBLY STRONG, CHECK YOUR FACTS MANTICORE!

-A VERY MAD SHADOW

Also the mantis’s weapon is two swords that can deflect anything! But toxic things are just eradicated (only once) in order to make it fare! Now to decide the weakness of the mantis! “The glorious lose end” as Metallica would say! Mh… I remember the good old times, it’s a surprise that in sky dye that was almost one thousand years ago!

-well… the only Surviver who’s lef… *gets tackled by fluffles* “HOW DARE YOU CALL ME AN IDIOT!!!” *yeet’s fluffles back to shadow, who’s sitting watching a spider and mantis just stand still for probably a few more hours* also lamprey, no you can’t just throw in your own soldiers into a battle already decided to be mantis vs spider all the time!!! Bye! You’ll all face death soon!

*Sits down enjoying a bowl of b&jery browny, as Metallica fight with Rockwell. While I bop my head to “nightmares never end”* well holy crap, two god’s fighting, two beings pretending to be more then mortals, while playing with experiments on new creature species! I got to admit… NOM… it fun… NOM… to… NOM… watch you fight! But… NOM… use your real power! Metallica the faster you defeat Rockwell, the faster you can go and… NOM… save Surviver, or do you feel that he isn’t important enough? I’ll make sure to tell him that! Ta-ta!

-the Surviver who’s Rockwell’s minion

Guys, Nergal has said that Fluffles, a jerboa being able to beat rockwell is a sign that Fluffles is way too strong. I have decided to send The top Assyrian and Babylonian skeletons to kidnap Fluffles. I got a message. THEY DID IT!

How well does jerboa go with lobster on the dinner table?

-Manticore

*Gets grabbed by a tentacle, then thrown to the first ARK* no not yet… *flies back to Shadow, whispering in her ear one last thing. The last word from me for awhile* he knows… plans! Pls… find help! Get help, for I’m soon dead! *gets dragged away by the tentacle, before Metallica can set the tentacle ablaze and save me* BYE!!! *a light shines as I get teleported to the island. A voice echoes back to sky dye* get… more help… friends…

-a now gone Surviver

Hmmm, a flask of acid.... i say that if they aim for the leg for example, and miss, the acid spills on that leg.

*popcorn apears infront of me*

Now to watch the show! Im intrested to see who wins.

-shadow

You… dare? *dark energy shrouds around as millions of summoners fly out of portals* YOU think a little nibbling fluffy meat sac can defeat me? You may have caught me of guard, but now sky dye, SHAL BURN AND BLISTER!!!

-Rockwell