Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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*my ghost floats over to the island and looks for you*
Where the heck are they?!?!
*notices a bunch of tentacles sticking up*
That seems a little too obvious...
*i float over to see if survivor is there*
What cage would they be in.... that ones not survivor, thats not survivor, thats not survivor, thats not survivor. Wait, what am i doing!
*floats over to one of the many cages*
Hey, do you know which cage survivor is in?
*they point to one of the cages*
Thanks man.
*i float over to the cage*
STOP GETTING YOURSELF CAPTURED, YOU ARE REMINDING ME OF MYSELF WHEN I FIRST CAME HERE!!!!!!!
*grabs a pair of bar cutters and they slip through my handz*
Shoot, forgot i was dead for a sec then. Hmmmmmm....
*sees one of rockwells servants*
Ah, i have an idea.
*floats over*
Heeeeyyyy if you dont realese that prisoner i will possess you and destroy your family!
*his eye widen and he runs over and lsts survivor go*
Alright, and you will say nothing about this to your boss, got it?
*he nods and run away*
Well, hes probably telling his boss, so survivor, how we gonna get you home? Oh, i have an idea.
*runs off and beats every boss but the overseer*
Alright, follow me, this should asend us back to dodo-dex or whatever.
*we defeat the overseer and asend back to dodo-dex*
Now, i have one thing to nail into your brain. I DONT HATE YOU, EVEN IF IM DEAD!
-shadows ghost