Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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*the spiders are whipped back together from all around the multiverse, gathering into a sphere in the sky as their souls burst from their mouths and merge back into the One. They form back into a humanoid composed of many blue tarantulas, spinning the usual ridiculously long coat and this time an even more fancy bow tie, one last spider quickly making a fedora.*
WHY, WHYYY DOES EVERYBODY DESTROY THIS PLACE??? CAN'T I JUST KEEP A PLANET IN PEACE??!
*The colony snaps its fingers, sending a wave of blue flames to engulf what's left of sky dye, the tree where Apex ascended sending back a shield of its own red flames to avoid destruction. After the entire planet is covered with flame, the tide bounces back as it hits the colony again where it started, as the flames recede, the plants, snails, spiders, and beasts reappear*
Seriously. I'm fairly sure that destroying a planet is a war crime, go destroy blue dye or somewhere, I don't care just leave me alone with my planet.
You even made me rebuild myself. It is rude to forcefully revoke somebody's decision to temporarily die.
~Offended Poecilotheria metallica